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Joined March 2011
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Fucking hell… it couldn’t be… could it?!
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Nobody talking about city’s great 300m pound midfield now eh?
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They’re actually coached to manipulate referees.
We now return to “Diving Cheating Bastards” At the Emirates Stadium #hcafc
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Let’s see your bananas now.
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Let’s see your bananas now.
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A team that plays like Arsenal running away with the league is awful for football.
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When I say "eat the rich," I don't mean the surgeon with 700K in his bank account who had sleepless nights and worked hard for it. I mean the billionaires who earn 10K a minute even while they're asleep.
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19/20 us smashes today us about 5-0 doesn’t it?
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Jacquet’s faultless start has come to an abrupt end this week.
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I’ll never understand why the bloke who has never scored decides to take pot shots from 25+ yards.
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I know it’s just not the game but I’d give a bollock to see Danns come on and look likely tonight.
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We had a referee call our manager a "German cu*t", a linesman elbow our player, the worst VAR decision in the history of the Premier League go against us and no VAR penalty since 2022. Forgive me if I think we're refereed differently.
📊 Liverpool have conceded 128 fouls in the Premier League this season, more than any other side. They’ve won 88, with only three teams winning fewer. 58% of all fouls in Liverpool’s league games have gone against them, the highest share in the division. [@OptaJoe] #LFC
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📊 Liverpool have conceded 128 fouls in the Premier League this season, more than any other side. They’ve won 88, with only three teams winning fewer. 58% of all fouls in Liverpool’s league games have gone against them, the highest share in the division. [@OptaJoe] #LFC
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The refereeing Liverpool have been subjected to, particularly at Anfield, is genuinely staggering. And I’m tired of legitimate criticism being dismissed as “sour grapes” before anyone even bothers to look at the evidence. Paul Tomkins has researched this extensively, going back decades and some of his findings are genuinely ridiculous. Consider these stats from his April 2026 study: • ZERO opposition players have received a foul-related DOGSO red card at Anfield since 2009. That’s 325 home league games without an opponent being sent off for denying an obvious goalscoring opportunity through a foul. • 3 Liverpool players received DOGSO red cards at Anfield in just 28 games under Slot. More than opposition players received at Anfield in the previous 25 years combined. • Liverpool haven’t received a penalty in the opening 15 minutes of a league match with fans present since December 2012. Man City received 14 (!!) in that same period. • Liverpool went 305 consecutive league matches between 2015 & 2023 without an opposition player receiving a 2nd yellow. That’s 8 years. Home or away. • Since VAR was introduced, Liverpool have received just 2 VAR-awarded penalties for fouls. Man City received 11. Liverpool have also had 7 awarded against them. • Liverpool received ZERO subjective VAR overturns in their favour before the 28th minute across approximately 260 matches. Man United received 7, Arsenal 6 & Man City 6. • Salah averaged just 0.83 fouls won per 90 minutes, ranking outside the top 2,000 players in Tomkins’ study. Anyone who watched Salah knows how ridiculous that is given how frequently he’s grabbed, pulled & manhandled. • Liverpool’s average foul free-kicks won dropped from around 12-13 per game before Klopp to just 9 after his arrival. Only Sheffield United recorded fewer in Tomkins’ comparison. • Only 51% of Liverpool’s penalties were awarded at Anfield, compared to approximately 63% at home across the league. Some home advantage, eh? And perhaps the most damning stat of all: Of the 56 highly contentious league incidents Tomkins identified against Liverpool in the VAR era, 53 (95%) happened when the match was level or separated by just 1 goal. These are game-changing decisions. Penalties, red cards & incidents that can genuinely decide matches, title races & entire seasons. Think about Tarkowski’s challenge on Mac Allister, Ødegaard practically playing basketball at Anfield, Senesi’s handball or Salah getting manhandled every other week without a whistle. Oh, and literally disallowing a completely valid goal at Tottenham (no, YOU let it go). At what point do we stop pretending this is normal? And what frustrates me most is how quickly people dismiss the conversation as “sour grapes.” As if being a Liverpool supporter somehow invalidates the evidence. You can be biased & still be absolutely right. I’m not suggesting these stats automatically prove some grand conspiracy, but the disparities are extraordinary. And when you actually watch the incidents themselves, it’s difficult to understand how some of these decisions are even possible. We’re talking about penalties & red cards. Literally the most consequential decisions a referee can make. And somehow Liverpool consistently find themselves on the wrong end of them, even at Anfield - especially at Anfield - where we’re supposedly benefiting from this enormous home advantage. Why shouldn’t that be questioned? Credit to Paul Tomkins for actually doing the research & documenting this over the years. Full analysis: tomkinstimes.substack.com/p/… But sure, “sour grapes.” #LFC
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Predictably had a few dickheads bite back on this so it was nice to stumble upon this tomkinstimes.substack.com/p/… from Paul Tomkins. Good to see I’m not going mad and my annoyance is evidence based.
I’ve said it a thousand times. Run of the mill British dick heads don’t like Liverpool. That’s what referees are. We play 12 men more often than not.
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Boils my piss.
This referee clearly had a favourite. Liverpool got robbed in broad daylight. 🤦🏽‍♂️#ARSLIV
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Liverpool with 56% of the ball, 48 touches in the opposition box, but almost double the number of fouls. Make that make sense 👍
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3 blatant shirt pulls against liverpool and none given as penalties. the officiating in this league is a fucking joke
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I’ve said it a thousand times. Run of the mill British dick heads don’t like Liverpool. That’s what referees are. We play 12 men more often than not.
Andy Madley roundly booed as he walks off. Some truly dreadful decisions from him today. Not helped by his VAR Stuart Attwell.
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I would rather lose than be like this Arsenal team. What a stain on football they are. The fact that these brain dead cunts that referee our matches fall for it is just another kick in the bollocks. #LFC
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