Jeremy Sauder

I have found The Smartest Car. – at Santa Monica, CA

I have no idea whose wifi network this is, but I'll take the compliment.

What happens when you do a quarantine mustache/soul patch combo as a joke but you actually kinda like it. Asking for...a friend. Does that disclaimer still work?

For Easter I’m subjecting my roommates to Hereditary.

I’m only one episode into Devs and it’s already some of the best TV I’ve ever seen.

Har har har. You also had to pay them off you clown.

I don’t always YOLO but when I do...

For some reason I’ve only seen one Robert Altman movie (The Player). Time to fix that, starting with The Long Goodbye.

99% sure my downstairs neighbors are throwing a party. Been nice knowing you all.

“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.” Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of the United States

I’ve washed and sanitized my hands so much that they’re starting to dry and crack so I bought some hand lotion. Now my hands are too slippery and slimy to touch anything so I’m washing the lotion off. It’s a vicious cycle.

Yo Kim can you just NOT right now

We're going to need a word for that special moment when you and all of your roommates head to the kitchen at the exact same time for a nice cold glass of Emergen-C.

Isolation quiche by famed Westside chef @sebasdelvaux

Day 1 of social distancing: the roomies and I are still arguing about what we think is going on in Westworld season 3.

Now this is some committed social distancing.

Starship Troopers or gtfo

Customs agent: Do you have anything to declare? Me: Why yes I do. Customs: Ok so what- Me after loudly clearing my throat and thoughtfully stroking my beard: I do declare. Customs: Can you just- Me: Yes, I do indeed declare.

I know they are, I’ve been to Portland.