Programmer, hobbyist photographer, proud papa. Tweets are my own and all that.

Memphis, TN
Joined November 2007
Thanks @UPS. I was home. I was waiting. I was ready. Really?
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Me: LOL startup culture Also me: Laughing at startup culture while riding from train station to converted warehouse on electric scooter to eat company-provided breakfast tacos in East Austin – at Austin, TX
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Jeremy Kendall retweeted
Semi-regular reminder: The specifications for HTTP are available (in much more readable form) at the HTTP Working Group's Web site: httpwg.org/specs/
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Holy shit @1Password. I've been recommending and using 1Password for years. Any plans to address these issues? securityevaluators.com/cases…
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😡😡😡 – at Austin, TX
Here are the latest data on US teen smoking and vaping. If you look very carefully, you can see the alarming surge in frequent vaping in 2018. Data are from the National Youth Tobacco Survey that prompted @FDATobacco to declare an "epidemic."
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Trying to get pissed about the @flickr Pro blackmail but I just can't. It's a dying platform I haven't used for more than 2 years. That's a sadder statement than the ~2,000 photos I just deleted so I wouldn't have to pay. So long, jerks.
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Jeremy Kendall retweeted
Day Camp 4 Developers:Beyond Performance" January 18th, 2019 ONLINE CONFERENCE When you are looking to make your web app faster, think Beyond Performance. daycamp4developers.com/ #dc4d
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"Soviet Bus Stops" is a very cool photo book I saw on a coffee table in an Air BnB a few years ago. I might be getting it for myself for Christmas amzn.to/2rkQFa3
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Had someone tell me today psych meds are garbage and all I need is God. This is a person of influence in contact with a lot of sick individuals. Let’s say things got a little heated. DO NOT TELL PEOPLE TO NOT TAKE THEIR MEDS. PEOPLE WILL DIE. – at Austin, TX
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Jeremy Kendall retweeted
Design Patterns aren't unique to any particular #PHP framework, so I built examples in a bunch: j.mp/1oFxDaD #laravel #zf #aura
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Helping a friend: Senior level PHP developer available for short- to medium-term side-work, including project work, refactoring, automated testing, and consulting. DM me for an email address if interested.
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Jack and Chloë and Daddy Diaries: If your kids love “This Old Man”, never, ever, EVER play them this version. They will love it and listen to it 100 times/day and you’ll die a little on the inside every time. #dadlife – at Austin, TX
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Mr. G is not Warren G, but he tries.
Oh, hello. LEGO Star Wars Slave I 75060 is $186.94 right now on Amazon (best price per camelcamelcamel). amzn.to/2qgLlUR #starwars #LEGO
Jeremy Kendall retweeted
Friends, I know of a Jr rising star in graphics design and marketing. They are looking for a remote position with a good team that can help them grow to the next level. email me for introductions, cal at calevans dot com. KTHNXBAI! :)
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