Author of COBALT LASER! Voice actor, video editor, and Head of Outreach for @Fpencartoons

Illinois
Joined August 2012
After so much anticipation... IT'S TIME! My novel, Cobalt Laser, is available for preorder NOW! Check out my profile and banner for details! Illustrations: @FountainCartoon Editors: @lucymsmithbooks, @TurningOfPages
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I may not be on the @hollywoodreporter list of most powerful people in animation, but look at what list I DID make! #animation #Cartoon #Cartoons
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Taking the cat to the vet, I thought getting her into the carrier would be the hard part. But, no. That went well. The bit I struggled with was remembering not to leave the carrier and cat in the living room before getting into the car and leaving for the office.
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There's half a serving of orange chicken left. Do you: A) Throw it out. B) Stick it in the fridge until it becomes a Class 3 biohazard, then throw it out. C) Stuff it down your throat, into your gorged belly, because not wasting food is more important than your health.
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Hey Love Bugs!🖤🐞 New article just dropped! Thanks so much Canvas Rebel for sharing my story 🖤💕 I talk about my web app, Scene2Screen Pro! Check it out here! canvasrebel.com/meet-anoelle…
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REPORTER: "Can you comment on the recent rumors of a Teletubby enrichment program?" SENATOR: "Impossible! Our experts assure us that Teletubbies have already hit the psychological distress ceiling, and cannot be further weaponized." 3 HOURS LATER...
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Jeremy A Freed retweeted
Please consider giving to help my new friend Brandon that I met in Cancun Mexico.Last month my wife and I went on a trip to help a school in a rough area of Cancun and met the happiest kids on earth. gofund.me/dac776c5f
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I voted! Costs nothing and literally took less than 10 seconds! Help this @Fpencartoons team member absolutely annihilate the competition! Reposts appreciated!
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ME: "I'd also like three of the green bags of water softener salt, please." HARDWARE PERSON: "You mean the Rust Remover?" ME: "That's right." *Next time...* ME: "...And three bags of Rust Remover salt." THEM: "You mean the green bags?" ... ME: "Yes, please."
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Hey y'all! I'd love your support as I compete to become Top Host. I want to share my story and help emerging filmmakers navigate Hollywood safely. tophost.org/2026/a-39-noelle…
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My book earned $0.38 this past month. I'll try really hard to not only let this affect my confidence in myself as a writer, but also my overall value as a human being! #writing
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VETERINARIAN: "Your cat is too large." ME: "Okay." *Reduces cat food portion.* DOCTOR: "You are too large." ME: "Okay." *Eats an even bigger food.*
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STOP what you’re doing right now and go straight to the Legends Expo in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania! #cardshow #comics #cartoon #animation #indieanimation
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Golly! I hope they actually read it.
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Just flexing some our more recognizable talent at @Fpencartoons ! Pros and novices working together… just because it’s FUN! No stress… no panicking… all for the love of #cartoons ! @kevinmanthei @ashlyn_madden @TFActress #indieanimation #animation
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I guess I knew after being away from fast food for so long, when choosing a celebratory burger I should ease back into it. The Baconator was definitely not "easing into it."
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When I'm in the grocery aisle, I can never remember whether we're almost out of tortilla chips, or whether I always *think* we're out of tortilla chips. So I buy the tortilla chips. So I have a cupboard shelf dedicated solely to tortilla chips.
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NEW VIDEO UP NOW FROM @Fpencartoons !
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Hell… YEAH!!! (Link in replies - reposts appreciated!)
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I have been alive a long time. Fifty autumns have these eyes seen. Even so, I just now realized I have no idea how to pronounce "aioli."
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Back me up, VOICE ACTOR peeps!
NEW VIDEO UP NOW!!! THE UGLY TRUTH ABOUT CARTOON VOICE ACTING #cartoons #voiceoverartist #acting #voartist #animation (Link in replies… Repost appreciated)
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