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Every household in Britain should be forced to take in a refugee. We are a tolerant and welcoming nation. It's only fair that we open our doors and let them live with us 🌍
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Spat out half a chom chom balti in 40 seconds flat.
SAEED GENERATIONAL HEADLOSS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 youtu.be/-OHNckS5gmY?si=TyJQ…
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What a minging cunt
• Piers Morgan: I use your aftershave. People tell me, wow you smell like Cristiano Ronaldo. 🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Cristiano: [*laughs*]
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How about that holmbridge Tory touch line 🤣
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Great start for both teams last night getting points on the board. A lot of hard work from the lads behind the scenes has gone into this season to get the club back to a fit state. Great to see it’s showing on the pitch! UTT 💙
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One more. Turn the page.
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There it is🥲 Titanic music 🥲! I won’t ever get over this moment #avfc xitter.cf/Mattes21_AVF1/status/1…
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A moment you are going to see again and again and again. Ollie Watkins, you absolute HERO! 🦸
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Ollie Watkins sends @England to the #EURO2024 final! 👏
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This is our striker.
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How nobody has taken one for the county yet and belted this wankers corpse all over the pavement yet is beyond me.
Just my luck to have this bus driver on my tail at 6am today. Absolutely mad and pointless overtake — scary too
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Look at the fucking pork loin on that
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Result Only one game for the club yesterday for the first team. Netherton 4-2 @deighton_fc @r_cartelo ⚽️ @burchael_ryan ⚽️ Alex Vickerman ⚽️ Oz 🧙‍♂️ ⚽️ UTT 💙⚽️
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🟣🔵 Aston Villa have submitted an improved, significant new offer to Middlesbrough for Morgan Rogers. Rogers remains Aston Villa's and Unai Emery's priority for January window. Rogers sees this as a huge opportunity and wants #AVFC move.
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1st team result Bigger than football today as @burchael_ryan made his return after a serious health scare. Safe to say it was worth the wait. Netherton 6-3 @BritanniaSports @burchael_ryan ⚽️⚽️⚽️ @Chapps100 ⚽️ Vicks⚽️ @JoelDenton9 ⚽️ 🚀 UTT ❤️❤️❤️
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Text me… 💋 +1 (917) 810-3415
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The only manager in the 149-year history of Aston Villa Football Club to win 1️⃣5️⃣ consecutive home league games. Unai Emery. 🫡
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Mum has just got the all clear from cancer. Best Monday ever ❤️
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Na fuck off if they are big enough to give wank opinions in front of a camera they are big enough to get called a fat little cunt for it.
The next time you get into a long-winded row with a faceless Twitter account, remember that they could be in Year 8.
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