ANNOUNCEMENTS: -I was originally named “Thomas,” though I generally went by “Tom” for most of my life -I was born with a male anatomy, which yes, included a penis -I am in fact a trans woman, which is different from a cis woman Why you think I don’t know any of that is beyond me

That’s a very well-reasoned point, that’s clearly worth anyone’s time to seriously engage with for even one second, Butts Larue

Counterpoint: no they won’t

Groypers: Hitler’s leadership led to every major German city getting bombed into rubble, Soviet tanks rolling through Berlin over his burnt corpse, and the party he founded becoming the stated enemy of basically the entire world. Do you consider this a success?

So true! There’s no time to think about root causes, dammit! We *have* to treat this on the laziest, most superficial level we can think of!

Got me! As an adult, who has been through actual real life shit, I am completely crushed by a 14-year old boy using a 100-year old meme template to call me a 20-year old slur. I’m just going to cry myself to sleep now, because you’re so big and strong

Actually gender is a spectrum. If you don’t have to cite any evidence for your argument then neither do I

FYI, I’m primarily posting on Threads these days. I’ll mostly just post things here that will annoy transphobes, like If gender is biological, explain clothes to me. Do you honestly think men just *evolved* to not wear skirts, except e.g. Scotsmen, who have a genetic mutation?

Nothing about Britain has ever made me angrier than their definition of “flapjack.” It’s not even flappy! I’m genuinely upset

If you’re feeling down, remember that the first signs of winter are also, in a way, the first signs of spring

Cousins, unite!

For any of my followers who are also Cousins (iykyk), watch this space, there may be an important update coming soon…

Any major news stories today? Not really. I mean, Congress released a poem that the president wrote to a friend of his, in order to celebrate their shared interest in having sex with teenage girls. But like, we all already knew about that, so

It’s so weird how every airline offers wifi to all of their passengers *except* sitting Republican members of Congress

I almost forgot to mention it, but: Happy Amy Schneider Day, for all who celebrate

Me: “In America we call the back of the car ‘the trunk’ but in England they call it ‘the boot.’ Like, they’ll say ‘Oh, you can just throw your bag in the boot’ and not even admit that it sounds funny” Twitter: “When will you stop molesting children and ruining Jeopardy!”

Ooh, I actually have direct, first-hand information regarding this question! No, I was not. You don’t have to wonder about this any more! Now you can do literally anything else with your life instead

I’ve never been myself, but I assume that most tourists have only ever been to the Turks *or* Caicos