Jenna

fan girlin’ so hard.

Imagine my annoyance being in NYC and no one wanting to go to the Cavs/Knicks game tomorrow.

Every time I contact United, I just know they’re thinking, “for the love of God, can this woman PLEASE just take the original flight she booked?”

2.5 tonight with 4 guys out??! Who’s hammered at DraftKings?

My friends 7 yr old today asked if I wanted to donate $750 to his school fundraiser. I’m sorry WHAT?

The way I’m able to incorporate fish oil into literally any conversation should seriously be studied. But consider this your sign to start taking it if you don’t already.

Walked right in.

The hair is giving today.

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The amount of people who don’t understand how the overhead bins on planes work needs to be study. Take your man bag and put it under the seat. Don’t be annoying.

Went to Lidia’s in KC. 10/10.

Ok sorry for even suggesting it! What else you guys got? No I’m not taking an uber to eat BBQ in gas station.

Headed to Kansas City today. Is the Mahomes/Kelce steak house worth it?

How are the Browns 5-2? Then again Trump is President. Nothing is real.

Hi it’s me.

See ya guys at dollar dog night 2027.

So glad the MLB worked around the NFL. Just start the guards game already. 🥴

Give Petey a statue, fuck it.

Idk why sandy sent chase, but I’ll take the run.