Winner of the Second Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence

Omaha, NE
Joined March 2012
When yr barcode placement is on point @OmahaLibrary
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Hoping the 4AD muscle gets people to go back & listen to Mind Palace Music as well. Not only a great album, but it also actually does do the Animal Collective vocal thing that Autosmile gets wrongly associated with.
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I certainly didn't anticipate Seyfried being in full Mank costume for all her You Can See Everything screentime
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Rigatoni Bennett retweeted
2013 is about love. Dont kiss people 'ironically' this year. Look at them in the eyes and say "This is real" then press your lips into them.
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My personal biggest laugh in You Can See Everything was a humble thumbs up emoji react
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Man I love how Joe Pantoliano plays scumballs
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One of our best sleazeball guys
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greep tour cancelled - what's the wednesday happening instead, omaha ?
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You're supposed to pretend that paying off English officials is meaningfully different from the other verified financial cheating, or perhaps believe that English officials are more virtuous than historically purchased guys in Italy or Spain
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City of Manchester, evict these fuckers
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The decision for Gorgeous & her friends to visit her aunt really bit em in the ass 😏
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Rigatoni Bennett retweeted
the parts of mad men where you actually like pete are so scary
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Old books quoting original reviews from book critics can get depressing when you realize Fort Worth & Pittsburgh's newspapers used to pay guys to dig into translated literary fiction.
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He's done it again
Spent a few weeks earlier this year roaming a Hollywood almost entirely reoriented around the production of “microdramas,” which are kind of like soap operas except they’re short and completely demented and optimized for your phone. Started as one kind of sad story and ended as another, differently sad kind of story. You can read it now in @NYTmag nytimes.com/2026/10/06/magaz…
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Rigatoni Bennett retweeted
Always sad when someone I've never heard of or interacted with has me blocked. These are the people who need my wisdom the most.
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Found family? Yeah I found my wife pregnant in 2011.
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Question... do guys really pee out of the little penis hole in their boxers? o_O
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Really like how the new coach has the Czechs playing. They looked so cowardly this summer - this is a welcome change.
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