@JenWithSocksOn

Dutch - Stutterer - Sparta Rotterdam - Atlético de Madrid - Sheffield United - Street food - Probably at a football ground somewhere

 Rotterdam
Joined July 2024
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Where should I go in 2027?
19%Kazakhstan
14%Uzbekistan
43%Greece (Crete)
24%Uruguay
21 votes • Final results
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🫵 Op de goede weg! #SPAFOR 1-0
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Made do reverse searing a cheap cut (inside round)
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Only one underwear change
funkusz@funkusz21h
Only 193 more hours. Only 1 week. Only 8 wake ups. Only 8 night nights. Only 1 more shower.
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...first Indian street food I'd actually eat
Mohanad Jazzar
@JazzarMohanadOct 26
بطاطس حلزونية مقرمشة بطريقة مبهرة في مومباي 🇮🇳🥔
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Bro thinks the stripper (escort) likes him.
toz
@itstozOct 26
On Russian women, since this went viral: I’ve dated a few Russian women, all over the world (Europe, Dubai, Bali) > Russian women are not naive, they know men wanna fuck and know love is a game > Russian women know that femininity is what men want: - Look great - Have good energy - Don’t create drama - Fuck you well > In exchange, they know their worth: - Pay for her things, many even expect allowances - Don’t look at other women (they are protective af) - Make time for her The key difference vs. Western women, is that they are much clearer about what matters in relationships. You don’t have to have the same hobbies or be looksmaxed. Just a win-win value exchange
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Hate AI slop but the UK mogs the rest of the world for breakfast and it isn't even close
Jim Crews
@WestHardinFan1Oct 26
USA
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Micropenis detected
Romeo🗿
@Playyy__boiiOct 26
Ranking the most unattractive male qualities.
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Levante gonna turn up like 2012 Spain
sting🇭🇺@stingATMOct 26
True Colchonero patriots know which game will be the hardest
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Japanese when nuked by "Little Boy" and not "Little Girl"
ラララコッペパン@in9hvozgfZcP5IPOct 26
ナチスに攻められた時のフランス人
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I'd say 2016, but agree-ish.
Iván
@IvaanBlanco26Oct 26
Las calles todavía recuerdan el robo que le hicieron a Griezmann en el Balón de Oro 2018.
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Saka's a wonderful human, some of us knew this for ages.
AJ
@AJ__SR7Oct 26
It’s mad ironic seeing Saka win this in relation to what we’ve been seeing on the TL the last couple of days No one knew about Saka’s charity work like that until the award Good people do it without seeking anything more
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Yeah that's a no from me bro. Hold the cough.
Priyanshi Bajpai
@itsPriyanshijiOct 26
Most Crazy Masala Muri In India
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Had Hesburger for the first time in fucking Bulgaria of all places and it was life-changing quality.
AnjoK@AnjoK_Oct 25
Congratulations to Italy! Y'all finally get access to real food!! 🥳🥳
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The blood pressure monitor explains so much
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Apparently my one tweet made a meme site cheezburger.com/46970373/lon…

Lonely dude edits himself into photos with women in Greece and Dubai using AI, forgets to change...

Who does he think he's trying to fool? At some point in your life, you've probably told people something about your dating life that isn't true. It's very common to exaggerate the amount of experie...

cheezburger.com
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I regret nothing
ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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...also 112k views? Was that posted on a site somewhere?
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This isn't art, this is porn.
Lafmacun
@lafmacunnnnOct 25
Kahvaltıda omleti nasıl yaparsınız?
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Jen Jansen retweeted
Tom Antonov
@Tom_AntonovOct 25
Come on. The French have literally weaponized mini salami snack packs. The machine gun even comes with a crew of beret-wearing Frenchmen.
Ellen Carmichael
@ellencarmichaelOct 25
The European mind cannot comprehend the NFL t shirt gun, live from Stade de France.
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I did eventually get dressed by the way
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