Cheese lover and proud member of the grammar police. All views are my own.
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British people currently preparing themselves to not believe how dark it is later.
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Always thought there was a time and a place for bagpipes. But by god that was the time and the place. Incredible.
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British woman Liz Trussell, who tweets as @LizTruss, has been spending the morning replying to world leaders and it's possibly the best thing in the history of the internet.
Hi @McDonaldsUK. One whole month ago you little scamps snuck me a normal quarter pounder in a double quarter pounder box. I’ve been in contact with your CS team but had no resolution. Can you help? #McBandits
Would give my left arm to be lugging my case between the hotel and the terminal at Heathrow right now. 😭
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Two-word love stories:
Cancelled plans
Apple crumble
Half day
Chocolate orange
Empty carriage
Staying in
Free bar
Golden retriever
Jacket potato
Beer garden
New socks
Early night
Cheese board
Bank holiday
Pancake day
Lie in
Home time
Ice lolly
Large chips
Water slide
Hot tea
Croatian customer: so, why is no one in the UK a fan of Boris as PM?
Me: hold my wine.
#1 Boris clip of all time incoming...gets better every time.
youtu.be/IBt8AoLBCoo
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I guess we will just never solve the mystery of who stole the cookie...🤷♂️
xitter.cf/JesusChrysler15/status…
Fun fact: anyone that says they’ve never imagined themselves on Gogglebox whilst casually watching TV and then upped their TV watching game as a result is lying.
Hey @O2, any chance of a copy of a previous bill? I’ve asked for one via live chat twice, been promised it’s in the post, and STILL not received anything...
Yaaaaaaaas @scott_mills - finally got round to watching that Harry & Meghan film and can confirm it’s absolutely sensational. Harry’s Botswana-ing her as we speak 😂🙌🏼
Thanks to the lovely guys at @MYZONEmoves for hooking me up with a replacement when my old one gave up. You’re the best 🙌🏼😘
This thread is the reason Twitter is still relevant 😂😂😂 xitter.cf/skynews/status/9846788…
London Stock Exchange Group names David Schwimmer as new chief news.sky.com/story/london-st…
