respectable human being who won’t participate in this once respected platform. #SuckItElonYouNatzi
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“Let’s make this a one page document.”
Pssst…. It’s on the Internet…. They’re all one page documents.
How much of a DB do you have to be to drive Toyota Tacoma with a “don’t tread on me” license plate that says LIB DTH (liberal death)
But yet…
Let me give the government money to show you how opposed I am to the government taking my money. Dummy.
@AARP I received vol. 67 No. 4 in my mom’s name (she died in April 2025).
#1. You have the database, please xRef and take off the dead people so family quits getting their mail.
(My dad died 5 months before that, remove him too please).
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#2. Know your audience- your font is WAY too small.
Enlarge the print, reduce the content, increase the number of mailings.
The elderly will rejoice in getting multiple mailing a month from you.
Thanks.
-nerdy marketer w/dead parents
POLLYANNA SOAPBOX:
If I was to celebrate a company reaching a milestone of raising a bunch of money that gives away said money… I wouldn’t celebrate said money by spending said money on $100K+ marketing campaign bragging about said money…
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Then there’s the banquets to celebrate the people who gave said money!?!?
Do the people who gave you said money need to be stroked with what is essentially their own money to basically decrease the funds of what can actually be given out…
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New @waze feature request: tag cars that are jerks.
I was behind a guy today going 10 to 12 mph under the speed limit so I passed him & went the speed limit w cruise control. Then he tailgated me-passed me flipped me off & went 10 MPH under the speed limit. 🙄
At @Starbucks and I can’t be happy enough to see… The Saturday Old Man Coffee Club happening. ☕️❤️
If I was a west coast college coach, I would be doing everything legally to reaching out to student athletes seeing if they wanted to leave Tennessee.
The power lies in the student athletes.
#tennessee
I still vote for cattle prodding people in the airport who stand in the middle of the walkway waiting to board.
I am all for capitalism, but when it comes to government entities, I do believe that there should be some parameters when choosing third parties to produce content that promotes said government entity to get out of staters to come to said government entity.
There’s a fire in Caldwell, across the street from C of I dorms… so of course these boys get a pic when the flames die down. 🤣
I can’t be the only one: we have assigned seats on a plane… & my female logic says it would be faster to load BACK TO FRONT, so why @Delta have loading zones? Is there data that says random order of seating is faster & less chaotic than back to front? Truly curious.
I wish there was a “smell rating” for @Uber - nice people and I appreciate the conversation but when your car smells like cats, dead skin, and BO… 😬
2nd Uber today… this one smells like lack of of shower for 4 days. I would rather smell Tide.
Just realized what I thought was a 1-time @coursera payment has been charging me $49/mo since summer 2025.
I’ve NEVER received an email saying “thanks for your payment” or…