Sheffield
Joined February 2009
Imagine having the confidence in yourself to have a white couch in your house. A white couch. As your main or only couch. The sheer SELF BELIEF required to buy a piece of investment furniture to - at MINIMUM - sit on & for it to be the colour of before anything happens or exists.
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It's just dawned on me that I was 20 in 2010, not 10. Fuck this shit.
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So the Leader in the North refused to take the knee for the Southern Blonde Sociopath, and now there’s a good chance The Wall will collapse. Feel like I’ve seen this before.
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It’s been so bleak of late! So I got some friends together to spread a message of hope... ‘WE’LL BE BACK!’ Huge thanks to... 🎥 Videographer: @chris_kiely 📝🎧 Lyrics/Audio Mixing: @EamonnODwyer 🎹 Track: @JordanLi_Smith 🎵 Song: @Lin_Manuel 🎤 Recording: @GregorDuncan95
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Basically how I feel after trying contacts for the first time 🙃
Just realised I’m dressed as the middle of a watermelon. Oh.
This new helmet sticker though... 😍
Bird Box - The Office Edition 😂 #BirdBox #TheOffice
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Well, Escape at Dannemora is all kinds of stressful isn’t it?
There can be 100 dalmatians in a room...
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Maybe. Maybe I should stop listening to @MyFavMurder when i’m home alone 🙃
Made risotto with oats instead of rice. Actual game changer.
Jen Bower retweeted
I can't believe Threat Level Midnight won a Golden Globe!!
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I sense impending doom. Help.