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Jeremy Speed

@JemSpeed

Husband, Dad, Saints Fan and Public Health Specialist.

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Joined July 2009
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Absolute filth 🍆
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I so want her to be the leader of the free world
Jessica Berlin (@berlin_bridge) profile pictureJessica Berlin
@berlin_bridge22 Jul 2024
Just imagine Trump watching this 😄
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Absolutely brilliant🤣🤣
Stephen Bennett (@Benji_dxb) profile pictureStephen Bennett@Benji_dxb13 Jul 2024
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@JemSpeed
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Literally the best thing on the Internet
Larry & Paul (@larryandpaul) profile pictureLarry & Paul@larryandpaul19 Jun 2024
⚠️ 9:30PM. The latest #BrokenNews. 👇🏻 youtu.be/BeNy4ilMYHI
#BrokenNews: New Report Says UK Election Is “Polite And Respectful”

#BrokenNews: New Report Says UK Election Is “Polite And Respectful”

The long-awaited UK General Election of 2024 is nearly here. And ...

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Jeremy Speed retweeted
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James Heale
@JAHeale19 Jun 2024
Exc: At last night’s Surrey Heath hustings, Samantha Goggins, the Reform candidate suggested that Margaret Thatcher’s Conservative government - not General Galtieri - was to blame for the Falklands War
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Are we in the trailer?
Stephen Bennett (@Benji_dxb) profile pictureStephen Bennett@Benji_dxb19 Jun 2024
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@JemSpeed Let’s watch it on ITV instead this year. Too much fun actually being there 😜
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Reckon that was Brixton academy
Stephen Bennett (@Benji_dxb) profile pictureStephen Bennett@Benji_dxb13 Jun 2024
🤣🤣🤣@JemSpeed
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I’m getting flashbacks to Pob.
Rishi Sunak (@RishiSunak) profile pictureRishi Sunak
@RishiSunak26 Apr 2024
Pay day is coming. Our second National Insurance cut hits payslips next week. It's worth £900 to someone earning the UK average salary.
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This is only a partial picture - when ALL tax changes are included to present the whole picture, the average worker (on approx. £35k) will save only about £340 a year. If you earn less than £26k, you will be worse off x.com/FullFact/statu…
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Never heard of lloyd evans but fuck me that is awful
Lea Ypi (@lea_ypi) profile pictureLea Ypi@lea_ypi18 Apr 2024
Advice for scholars: next time you lecture on Kant and revolutions at “Downing” (@DarwinCollege) Cambridge, make sure your hair is neatly tied and that you’re not blonde. Or else your research impact will be on the @spectator libido section.
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Theres something very wrong about this
Mike Haynes - a Jobbing Leftie Historian (@JobbingLeftieH) profile pictureMike Haynes - a Jobbing Leftie Historian@JobbingLeftieH20 Apr 2024
Say what you like about MPs some of them have an astonishing work ethic. Tory MPs are especially hard workers. And I bet they never pull a sickie in the second jobs 🤔
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Absolute class, as always
Larry & Paul (@larryandpaul) profile pictureLarry & Paul@larryandpaul16 Mar 2024
Great to hear that MPs' pay will increase by 5.5% from April. #MPAppeal

British MPs Appeal

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Can you imagine any of the last five prime minsters speaking so openly and with (real) emotion about themselves?
Sophy Ridge (@SophyRidgeSky) profile pictureSophy Ridge@SophyRidgeSky11 Mar 2024
I was very moved by this. Keir Starmer talking about his relationship with his father and how it impacted him “I probably should addressed that before he passed. I wish I had. But I didn’t.”
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This is like live streaming cognitive dissonance from simple human brains
Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) profile pictureRepublicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump25 Feb 2024
This is funny and disturbing at the same time.
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Actual racist says what?
Sajid Javid (@sajidjavid) profile pictureSajid Javid
@sajidjavid23 Feb 2024
A ridiculous thing to say.
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Swivelhead loon says what?
Farrukh (@implausibleblog) profile pictureFarrukh
@implausibleblog23 Feb 2024
Liz Truss, "Joe Biden needs to be kicked out of the White House" "I felt safer for the west when President Trump was in power"
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Actual footage of @gazrhughes_gary this afternoon
England Rugby (@EnglandRugby) profile pictureEngland Rugby
@EnglandRugby26 Jan 2024
"That's actually broken my heart..." 💔 When you're the bearer of bad news to @LFC fan, @dannycare #Klopp

Danny Care reacts to Jurgen Klopp news

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So disappointed to find this is parody but it seemed so plausible
Politics For You (@PoliticoForYou) profile picturePolitics For You
@PoliticoForYou25 Jan 2024
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Nicola Sturgeon urged to apologise after leaked WhatsApp messages describing Matt Hancock as “Weaker than a nuns piss,” Liz Truss as “About as much use as a marzipan dildo,” and referring to Suella Braverman as “Shitler.”
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But how did they do it? Oh just increased funding
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 (@TedUrchin) profile pictureTed Smith 🇪🇺 🇬🇧
@TedUrchin23 Jan 2024
Just this. Please retweet.
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Hilarious and excruciating. Kay burly is just the best
Gareth Barlow (@GarethBarlow) profile pictureGareth Barlow@GarethBarlow18 Jan 2024
Whether it's Matt Hancock talking about 'Daniel Rashford' or David Cameron forgetting which team he supported, politicians have a knack for making a mess of things when they talk about football Yesterday's minister was the latest to score an own goal... ⚽ #KayBurley PO
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Well done sky and @KayBurley on keeping the pressure up. Would like to think bbc will report fairly when they start on you.
Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 (@Haggis_UK) profile pictureHaggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺@Haggis_UK23 Jan 2024
#KayBurley: Is the BBC biased? Huw Merriman: I was listening to the news quiz on Radio 4... & for 10 minutes there was a diatribe against Conservatives KB: You understand that a news quiz is comedy & nothing to do with actual news?
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