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New York, NY
Joined June 2009
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so we got flying cars before GTA 6 😂
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Roadster!
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JUST IN: A full highlight reel of all the stunts performed at the Tesla Roadster event
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100% this is it. $TSLA
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One month after launch, we've scaled to 300+ Cybercabs serving Austin – an 8x increase in 30 days
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This is the future we shall bring into being
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Here’s my speculation on the Tesla Roadster launch. If it has SpaceX technology that forces the car to the ground, we might see it run a 360 vertical loop ala Sonic.
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🔴 ⚠️ BREAKING: Given that the US has accepted the text proposed by Iran, the likelihood of this text being approved by iran is high - Fars News
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It’s about time! Kiitos @Finnair! 🇫🇮🛰️🤖
Finnair, which has about 80 commercial planes in its fleet, is in talks with SpaceX's Starlink and Amazon over in-flight Wi-Fi solutions. The carrier aims to finalize a rollout strategy for onboard Wi-Fi this year. inkorr.com/en/finnair-vede-p…
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Finnair, which has about 80 commercial planes in its fleet, is in talks with SpaceX's Starlink and Amazon over in-flight Wi-Fi solutions. The carrier aims to finalize a rollout strategy for onboard Wi-Fi this year. inkorr.com/en/finnair-vede-p…
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The lack of being able to slow press to select a Yeti via the new Bigfoot emoji is a severe oversight 🫈🫈🫈
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“Necessity is not the function of something’s existence.” — Jeffrey Jones Jr, March 18, 2026
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IEA: Member countries in Americas will make 172.2 million barrels available. IEA: Governments have committed to make available 271.7 million barrels of oil from government stocks. IEA: Governments have committed to make available 116.6 million barrels of oil from obligated industry stocks IEA: 72% of planned releases are crude oil, 28% are oil products
Stocks from Asia Oceania countries will be available immediately, while stocks from Europe and Americas will be available at the end of March - IEA statement
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Oil from IEA emergency reserves will soon start flowing to global markets - IEA statement.
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Cybercab production has started ahead of schedule Over a hundred units have already been produced. Tesla has invested in a production line capable of producing one unit every ten seconds. Tesla has not applied for a federal exemption and has affixed the federal rule compliance sticker to the Cybercab, just like any normal vehicle. Elon stated in the last earnings call that he is 100% confident FSD is solved. Ashok is moving on to other projects, such as digital Optimus. The Android Robotaxi app is about to be released. Robotaxis have been operating without anyone in the driver's seat for months, without any major incidents. When the tsunami comes, you won't be able to say it came as a surprise. It was obvious, but you refused to see the truth.
Replying to @SecDuffy
@SecDuffy, thank you and your team for meeting with us this week at the AV Safety Forum. Innovative, American made AVs, like Cybercab, will vastly improve roadway safety and we look forward to working with you on launching them at scale this year.
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🚨 Are you ready to ditch your steering-wheel? ⁉️ We just held the first-ever National AV Safety Forum at DOT HQ @NHTSAgov We’re cutting red tape ❌ and empowering our innovators to build big, beautiful, AMERICAN-made AVs 🚘 THE FUTURE IS MADE IN THE USA🇺🇸
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🔴 United States to release 172 million barrels of oil from strategic petroleum reserve - Department of Energy
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China is rapidly reducing dependence on oil
This is a way, WAY bigger deal than you think.
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