Professional percussionist specializing in Marching Percussion.

Joined January 2011
My childhood was a lie. Watch their hands - they weren’t even connected - he didn’t have to jump 😎😎😎
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i have finally narrowed it down. to a few possible reasons. the human is home all the time now 4. can’t stand being away from me c. loves me so much 1. my presence is a gift
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TEACHERS who are forced to do all your work online! I’ve got 50 more Surface Laptops to give away to any educators who need a new device. Please tag your favourite teachers and I’ll pick 50 at random. PS- Teachers, you’re allowed to be your own favourite and tag yourself! 🙌🏾
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my stuffed fren sebastian and i. have a meeting in a little bit. to discuss how to tell the human. that we have enough bread. there is no need to bake more
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I want to get a bike. I’m 6’3” or 6’4” (I don’t know/remember) and I like handlebars that make me sit up high like a gentleman w/ nice posture so I can survey the world. Will ride on road mostly. Want basket/baby seat, wide seat for fatherly buttx
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Some sports are slower. More about the strategy.
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Choosing your quarantine character 🍾👏😂 xitter.cf/Don_Favs/status/124646…
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today. i wasn’t a very good dog april fools. i was so good
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there are no rules these days. i didn’t even put my collar on today. just walked around the house naked
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Jeff Queen retweeted
This is Bogey. He was pupset about the Olympics being postponed until he realized that's just more time to perfect his routine. 14/10
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gooooob morning. i think today. i’ll lie on the porch. with my front paws crossed. and let the sun shine on my face through the trees. occasionally i will rollover. so it shines on my belly. nobody will stop me. because i deserve this
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Been homeschooling a 6-year old and 8-year old for one hour and 11 minutes. Teachers deserve to make a billion dollars a year. Or a week.
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80% torn bicep tendon. Doc recommends surgery. Rehab could help, but odds are low and could rupture completely if not careful. Anyone out there have some success stories to help me out of my funk? A little freaked out to be honest.
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i know you put a pill. in my rolled up cheese slice. i’m not mad about it. i would simply appreciate. if you would be honest with me next time
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