Jokes and what not

Florida, USA
Joined December 2015
This has to be who’s running the White House account
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The background clappers pissing me off
Moonwalking in crocs is so superstar talent 🙌🔥❤️
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Turned the White House lawn into a tailgate…
This morning at the White House...
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Bullying or an observation?… With Vannessa Jackson
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Should I have moved? #standup #comedy
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Tiger Woods told police he called Trump following his rollover crash: "I was just talking with the President."
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I found more tiger woods body cam footage #comedy #jokes #tiger
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Should I have listened? #standup #comedy
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When my mom says we got food at the house
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Should I break my lease? #standup #comedy
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Jeff Wright retweeted
Replying to @JeffNotWrong
"What you gonna trust? A video that you seen with your own eyes? Or me standing up here in a nice suit, telling you that what you heard isn't what you heard?" 😂😂😭
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Apologist Briefing: Jack Harlow | LaRussell
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Does watching the news make you age faster? #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #news
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Kobe fans are something else… you’re from Baton Rouge, Van! Lol let Bam have his moment.
I will never forgive the Wizards for this. I mean it.
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LeBron still ain’t play yet tonight, 83 might not be safe is all I’m saying
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Monkey prison is gonna have a bully or 2
Punch gets rejected for a hug and goes back to hug the plushie
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KD needs to hire Pam Bondi to redact his burner tweets
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At this point you just gotta put a theater in your house 😒
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So this is how my mom expects me to clean… I see why she’s disappointed
Doesn’t matter what your job is, do it to the best of your ability How you do anything is how you do everything (Via @CBBRoundup 🎥)
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