@JeffMach

I am a writer, a builder, and a creator. I make ideas into reality. I have an indomitable spirit and a deep love of the ridiculous. https://xitter.cf/t.co/56818LLdhW

 Hackensack, New Jersey
jeffmachwrites.com
Joined March 2007
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The Witchhunter's Lament - a dark, short-short satirical tale of that most honorable and misunderstood of professions, the Witch-Hunter. For who else will keep us safe, at very competitive costs? jeffmachwrites.com/the-witch… - #teamvillain #writerscommunity #WitchHunt
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Knowledge is power; but ignorance is a useful weapon if you don't like people. I like people. I don't like ignorance.
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When other people have been gaslighting you long enough, regular lighting looks strange in comparison.
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We are such stuff as dreams are made of; mostly polyvinyl chloride.
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You know, I never thought the name "Jeff Mach" would be famous or infamous. I only thought it would be mine. And it's still strange that THAT'S where I was wrong.
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Fear is finite. Creation is infinite.
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I keep watching people get what they deserve, and it keeps being hilarious.
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#ff @RRaincrow, @tek_witch, @caramalizedoni1, @creek_world, @Aesonique, @LustfulSloth, @SenseiLeRoof, @AntiquatedMisft, @Invictus75, @2chzcakes, @HoenirsSight, @slug013, @crimsonjoe, @DiceKeepGame, @Biblio_com, @quesobaskets, @HolyDalek, @sarahbraasch1, @KaylaStorytella,
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Oh, it gets weirder.
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There is no darkness but ignorance; but that's plenty.
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I am grateful that I have never lived a boring life.
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Just don't try to steal my +5 Vorpal Butter Knife.
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Easier to fight off a Dragon attack Than explain that my name's actually pronounced "Mack".
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My favorite cocktail isn't what I thought it was. My life is clearly too weird for words.
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Dearest Halloween-lovers and assorted freaks, Why not join us this October for The Halloween Vendor & Oddities Market II at Blackthorne Resort in New York State's beautiful Catskills? Other than the fact that it would make you a villain, obvs. (Event photos: John Cristou)
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I can already feel October in the air.
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I know you like the lighter cuts of regret, and I prefer the darker ones, and so, betwixt us, we’ll clean the platter.
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Coyote said, “Grandfather, My left eye might you pluck? And this rope help me tie So that ‘neath this tree I’m stuck? “For wisdom I must have!” Grandfather Crow said, “Boy, You give me a task That I just might enjoy.”
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when the great Monsters come out of the sea, will they eat you, or will they eat me?
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I wrote this at the very beginning of 2019. It seems far more pertinent today than ever before.
New novel: "I HATE Your Prophecy"!@JeffMach8 Jan 2019
The Witchhunter's Lament - a dark, short-short satirical tale of that most honorable and misunderstood of professions, the Witch-Hunter. For who else will keep us safe, at very competitive costs? jeffmachwrites.com/the-witch… - #teamvillain #writerscommunity #WitchHunt
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People lie.
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