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Writer/Producer Sports Night, John Tucker Must Die, The Ranch, The Crew, Just Shoot Me, Spin City, 2.5 Men, Cybill, Hotel For Dogs, George Carlin, Jim Gaffigan…

Joined June 2008
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THAT’S THREE STRAIGHT! UCLA rallies late to beat Maryland, 20-17! #GoBruins
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It's so weird how the RFK, Jr bear story is only the third worst story involving a Kennedy having a dead body in their car
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Welcome to the guitar solo from "Magic Glow"!
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I’m looking for a man in finance…
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Dear Abby: How much longer can I hide from my husband that I'm having another man's baby?
Dear Abby: How do I tell my wife she’s obese? trib.al/SuvQUhx
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My music snobbiest position: Sonic Youth’s Daydream Nation is worse than every album that preceded it. Minutemen’s Double Nickels On The Dime is worse than Post-Mersh 1, 2 and 3. Anyone who says otherwise got into the game too late.
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Wall Street is closed and Walmart is open. Labor Day, 2023.
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Every day a band like @wetlegband or @SLOTHRUST or @paranoiacs proves that rock is still alive is a very good day.
I'm incredibly psyched for the release of the new Paranoid Style single "I Love The Sound Of Structured Class"! Full length LP 'The Interrogator' to follow on Bar/None Records on February 2nd! Today is my birthday, so everyone is obligated to check it out! theparanoidstyle.bandcamp.co…
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The "barely legal" trending topic showed me two things: there's apparently a wrestling competition called that, and functioning porn filters are a distant memory here. Welcome to Twitter, um, X, advertisers!
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I’ve finally figured out a use for the “for you” tab. Schadenfreude when something bad happens to Trump.
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I am a 31-year-old with student loan debt, a useless journalism degree, and bills to pay. Just like the tweet and go.
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Atheists don't believe in Satan. But that said, metal as fuck.
This is the future the atheists want!
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I can’t prove this, but I believe I just found Donald Trump trying to sneak into New York dressed as a horse. @realDonaldTrump #TrumpIndictment
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