BREAKING: Watergate prosecutor declares that Georgia prosecutors will “send Trump to prison” because the evidence they against him for trying to steal Biden’s win is “beyond a reasonable doubt” — and Trump “has no defense” since it’s “all on tape.” RT IF TRUMP MUST BE CHARGED!

BREAKING: MAGA Rep. Scott Perry melts down after Liz Cheney exposes him for begging Trump for a pardon, calling it “an absolute, shameless, and soulless lie,” even though he won’t testify under oath about it. RT IF YOU THINK THAT PERRY IS A TREASONOUS LIAR!

BREAKING NEWS: The Uvalde, Texas mom who ran into the school during the shooting to save her sons reveals that “law enforcement” called her to notify her that, if she keeps humiliating Uvalde police by talking to the media, she could be charged “with a crime.” RT IF SHE’S A HERO!

BREAKING: Texas Trumper Governor Greg Abbott’s re-election chances are put in serious jeopardy as a new poll of Texas voters shows that Democratic challenger Beto O’Rourke has eaten away at his lead and is now nearly tied with him. RT IF YOU WANT BETO TO BEAT ABBOTT IN NOVEMBER!

BREAKING: Republican January 6 Committee Chair Liz Cheney drops bombshell, asserts that the committee has “enough evidence to make a criminal” referral against Trump for “conspiracy” charges due to his “massive” and “well-planned” attempt to overturn Biden’s win. RT TO THANK LIZ!

BREAKING: Donald Trump is dealt an embarrassing and pricy blow as a court orders his presidential campaign to pay out $350,000 in legal fees to a former staffer who sued for pay discrimination and who previously claimed that Trump forcibly kissed her. RT TO THANK THE COURT!

BREAKING: Republican Leader Kevin McCarthy delivers a jaw-dropping, blatant lie to reporters by claiming that the Hunter Biden laptop at the heart of numerous right-wing conspiracy theories is actually Joe Biden's laptop. RT IF YOU THINK HE SHOULD BE CENSURED!