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#MUFC season ticket holder 🇾🇪 Rock of Gibraltar truther 🐎 Expert sense talker 🎙 Assistant to the Regional Manager of the Red Cartel 👔

Joined October 2021
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Welcome to my Jed Talks 🧵 A collection of Jed threads about Manchester Reds.
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The Butcher (of United performances and results). I'm still waiting for that first season Martinez to turn up after ETH signed him. No sign of him ever since.
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To everyone who hounded Solskjaer out when he worked miracles with the tools at his disposal and lack of power / control in the club… you got exactly what you deserved since. #MUFC
🚨 9 consecutive games without a win for Manchester United. 9️⃣❌ Only two wins this season in all competitions: vs Sabah and vs Ipswich Town.
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Jed the Red 🔰 retweeted
Lisandro Martinez has been the worst player in the Premier League so far this season. He’s now been the main man responsible for United dropping points in three matches, and his latest embarrassment at Stamford Bridge on Saturday came in three instalments. Quite why Martinez is playing so badly is up for debate, but this can’t go on. Manchester United can’t field a player who is constantly costing them with errors that, more than anything else, look like his heart isn’t in it. 📝 @Zonal_Marking on the issue with Martinez. 🔗 nyti.ms/4ks6sQ4
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Great response so far, we deserve a goal at least. Vintage Premier League stuff.
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Look at those who benefit & profit most when Manchester United fails. The United Stand copied the AFTV outrage bait model, built their channel off of it & now use it to influence millions. Anyone with a shred of media literacy knows the club churns clicks bigger than any other in the world, especially now when it's dire. While it is far from the biggest problem the club has, it certainly doesn't help. Neville & Goldbridge are a match made in hell.
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Rashford on the lash once: "Completely unforgivable. How dare he drag the club's name through the mud? Sell to the lowest bidder! Get him out of my club immediately." Grealish on the lash (multiple times): "He's a good lad is Jack. We've all been there mate!"
BREAKING: Jack Grealish is unavailable for selection for tonight's EFL Cup tie between Everton and Newcastle United due to a breach of club discipline 🚨
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🚨🚨🗣️ BREAKING: A source with a social connection to the Glazer family on Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s running of Manchester United: “It’s a TRAVESTY and NOT what they expected or were promised. They have NEVER run the club this way.” #MUFC [@ianherbs]
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🇵🇹 Which Manchester United manager got the best out of Bruno Fernandes? The statistics point towards Ole Gunnar Solskjær...
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Why do people lie?
Ole once used the 'standards' talk to poopoo Jose coming 2nd too. He said it while coaching in Norway. He said only the league title is good enough. The thing about life is, it catches up with you. After all the noise, Ole couldn't match any of Jose's achievements with United.
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Ole finishes 3rd then 2nd: "STANDARDS!! How is this acceptable!? These are your standards? Standards in the MUD." Amorim in 15th: "Yes this is great. You can see what he's trying to do. This is actually perfect. What a fine ass he has too. This is pure football."
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Fan protests should continue of course, but this swell of momentum is huge beyond our club and its fans. The world actually, unanimously believes what we've been saying since 2005. Martinez may well have lit the torch paper the madman.
🚨 We’re at a pivotal moment here: The world's eyes are FINALLY on the real problem at United. Don't blow this chance as a fan. If you make it about Carrick → Glazers win If you make it about both Carrick and the owners → Glazers still win Stay focused on solely on the enemy
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🚨 We’re at a pivotal moment here: The world's eyes are FINALLY on the real problem at United. Don't blow this chance as a fan. If you make it about Carrick → Glazers win If you make it about both Carrick and the owners → Glazers still win Stay focused on solely on the enemy
More of this please 👏🏼
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Jed the Red 🔰 retweeted
Most open play chances created p90 in the Premier League this season: 🔝 Marcus Rashford — 3.29 🔘 Noni Madueke — 3.27 🔘 Rayan Cherki — 2.86 🔘 Jack Grealish — 2.64 🔘 Florian Wirtz — 2.60 A really big miss in Man Utd’s frontline.
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Rooney to Goldbridge “The players are a disgrace. They aren’t running”. Goldbridge nods in agreement, “You’re totally right” YouTube comments “The players are a disgrace. They aren’t running” Goldbridge “Defending Carrick, you’re a Glazer. It’s not the players, it’s Carrick”
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Love the big Brexit punt on the 3rd and final attempt.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿✨ Scott McTominay (29) made sure three times that his goal would stand vs Roma. 😂👏
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Top row: Ale Gunner Souls-Jar, Jon O'Shane, Richard-o, Quinton Fortunate, Neo Ferdinand, Michael Silverster Bottom row: Diogo Forlorn, Fill Melville, Garage Melville, Peul Schuels, Kieran Richardson.
IF YOU CAN NAME AT LEAST 5 PLAYERS IN THIS MANCHESTER UNITED LINEUP, YOU’RE A TRUE RED 🔴🐐
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Can the (online) fanbase NOT do the usual thing if we end up with the manager that we personally didn't want and just get behind them for once? If it's Howe, I'll back Howe. If it's Conte, I'll back Conte. If it's Nagelsmann, I'll back Nagelsmann.
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