All he wanted was some mu shu. Comedian. Follow my insta for laughs 🤙🏽❤️

Joined July 2011
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Never seen someone laugh dick first
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The Knicks championships rings are unbelievable -Almost 800 diamonds and blue sapphires -Recreation of MSG's iconic exterior -Miniature version of MSG’s lower bowl -"Knicks in five" and "10 weeks" phrases engraved
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There has NEVER EVER been an NBA game with this much AURA/ENERGY/HYPE in the HISTORY of the NBA & I say that with complete confidence.
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Nah his braider need a ring too
.@joshhart with the cleanest braids in the league 🔥
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gold standard 🪡🧵
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FIRST LOOK: Jalen Brunson x Nike Kobe 6 Protro "Ring Ceremony" PE 🏆✨ 📸 IG: pjtucker
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In 1998, a woman stopped Shaquille O’Neal outside an arena and told him his sneakers cost too much for kids. He took $2,000 out of his pocket and handed it to her. She slapped it out of his hand. That same day he walked away from a $40 million deal and went off to make a $20 shoe. He tells it himself in the video below. He was leaving the building. She started on him before he reached the car. “You’re charging these babies all this money for the shoes.” He had about $2,000 on him. He pulled it out. “Ma’am, I don’t make the prices. Here you go.” She slapped the money out of his hand and kept going. Why wouldn’t you make a shoe that’s affordable. On the table at that moment was a Reebok deal. Forty million over five years. “I thought about it. I was like, you know what, she’s right.” “So that day, cut ties with Reebok, starting my own brand.” He did not negotiate a payout. “I told them: keep the money. I don’t want to make it a fight. I’ll still wear the shoes during the season.” Then he went to Walmart. The new shoes were priced at $29 and $19. He also took Reebok’s designers with him. “It’s not that kids don’t want to wear 20 dollar shoes. They don’t want to wear shoes that look like they cost 20.” “I don’t care how much money I lose. Make these kids look good.” He says the line has now sold more than 400 million pairs. Twenty-three years after he walked out, the company he is part of bought Reebok. He gave up $40 million rather than keep selling a shoe a mother could not afford. Would you have taken the forty?
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Janmichael Conde retweeted
I won’t even be quiet about it no more. When I played in the NFL we all knew officials were rigging games certain ways. It happens at the college ranks. Last year when I put the NFL on blast about it they threatened to pull my pension. Fck em. The world deserves to know.
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A woman that considers me.
fellas, are you choosing good pussy or a good dick suck????😭🤣
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Sexiest thing a woman could ever do to me is initiate
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This is hilarious. 10/10 no notes. I hope athletes see this and start doing it. Easiest way to weed out resellers.
😬 Hilary Swank has an awkward autograph encounter with a fan...
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Nigga was on a crack and got a btch before me.
Delonte West, who is 11 months sober, has announced that he is officially married! ❤️
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Me, in my new Tesla, after getting piss ass drunk at the Hard Rock casino and losing it all
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The 9-7-1 Giants getting Dart back for the Wild Card against the Rams.
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Yall really gave this tv actor ass nigga an Oscar. Major is scrubbing the floor with him in this scene
jonathan majors is one hell of an actor
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Prepare to witness one of the craziest blackjack hands you’ll ever see.
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“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TELL HIM, LARRY?!”
Larry David Saw O.J. Simpson at a Country Club the Day Nicole Brown Simpson Was Killed According to a new biography, the 'Seinfeld' showrunner and Simpson both ate breakfast at Riviera Country Club on June 12, 1994. rollingstone.com/tv-movies/t…
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Janmichael Conde retweeted
Sucking their dicks makes them even angrier
Gonna dress even sluttier to anger the misogynists. Fuck em.
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Janmichael Conde retweeted
For the upset about Shane Gillis’ whore outfit joke, please allow Dave Chapelle to clarify
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Unbelievable that was going on at practice lol
The Chargers still have not won a game since this video
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