Руслан Бакиев

The more I learn about terrorism, the better I understand the phone company

Eat your betting money but don't bet your eating money. - Horseracing proverb

You may have grown old, but you may not have grown up.

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months. - Clifford Stoll

Red sky at night, shepherd's delight; red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning. - German Proverb

The account is correct, but not a sixpense appears. - Spanish Proverb

In prosperity no altars smoke. - Italian Proverb

Confucius~ It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.

You can't take it with you when you go. -Proverb

Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom! I see an angel.

If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers.

The body is a community made up of its innumerable cells or inhabitants. -Thomas Alva Edison

Knock Knock. Who's there! Adder! Adder who? Adder you get in here?

Fran Lebowitz~ The opposite of talking isnt listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that!

Expectations are for the unsure.

Every land to its own custom, every wheel its own spindle. - Portuguese Proverb

George Eliot~ Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.

What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A nun rolling down a hill.

How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet.