Manchester, England
Joined July 2021
Just an ordinary run of the mill fella …
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annoys me that guys like Brentford play like title contenders vs us then start headbutting the opposition against every other big 6 side. They’d probably get away with it against us anyway but where’s that mediocrity when they play Chels?
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Palmer first player in history to drop 15 goals and 8 assists in the league and then go on and get 2 assists in a European final and then score a brace in another final against the best team itw. Then get accused of taking the season off.
“PALMER TOOK TWO YEARS OFF!” 😭 🚨 “PALMER HASN’T PROVED TO BE A BETTER FOOTBALLER THAN SAKA!” #AFC #Arsenal #Gunners #CFC #Chelsea #Blues
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Jordan Henderson surpassing Liam Delaps G/A for Chels in one game is so dark
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So many things I want to say but can’t as it wouldn’t be socially acceptable for social media. The one thing I will say is, save some of that energy to support Joe, he’s a real one, an exceptional caster and an even better friend and father. 🤍
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First look at Mike Flanagan's ‘THE EXORCIST’ film, starring Scarlett Johansson, Chiwetel Ejiofor & John Leguizamo. The film follows a detective who watches the execution of a serial killer - only for his murder spree to continue in demonic ways. In theaters on March 12, 2027.
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🚨👋🏼 Official: Pedro has retired from professional football. 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 LaLiga 🏆🏆🏆🏆 Spanish Super Cup 🏆🏆🏆 Champions League 🏆🏆🏆 UEFA Super Cup 🏆🏆🏆 Copa del Rey 🏆🏆 Club World Cup 🏆 Europa League 🏆 Premier League 🏆 FA Cup 🏆 World Cup 🏆 Euros
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ppl crying over women in fifa, wanting them out cos its ‘not realistic’ you can literally play with Maldini and Van Dijk CB partnership, there is two Mbappes on the field and Wissam Ben Yedder is the best player in the game 😭 what the fuck are you on about? Just say u hate women
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Replying to @ForzaChelsea8
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We got the actual dumbest fan base ever ‘hot take’ and it’s genuinely nonsensical
Estêvão becoming world class at Chelsea might require Chelsea eventually choosing him over Palmer.
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Are we ever going to stop calling this guy a defensive midfielder? Bro was in that De Bruyne role for literally every single goal here
20 goals in a season from a DEFENSIVE MIDFIELDER is absolutely ridiculous. 😱
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Why do all time prem XI’s always have Kyle Walker in them?
The best combined Premier league team of all time Thoughts ? Any changes ?
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We could EASILY scam a club 60 mill + pure profit on Colwill I promise you he is shit, buy Fofana out of his contract, sign Bastoni and someone else who can win headers, play a back 4 with James and whoever at LB + Locatelli in Jan. I swear to God 8 clean sheets in our next 10
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Chelsea have now failed to keep a clean sheet in 22 Premier League games. Their last clean sheet came in a 2-0 win vs Brentford back on the 17th of January... 😬
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Brentford top 5 hardest places to go in the league and we’re comfortably there for an hour but we HAVE to stop shipping corners omg I swear to god I could beat every centre half we have in an aerial and I’m built like Frodo Baggins we need better CBs
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Nah I’m scared
Brentford 🆚 Chelsea Combined XI 🔴 8 - Brentford 🔵 3 - Chelsea #BRECHE | #PremierLeague
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The red flags from Colwill over the years are worrying losing duel after duel I’ve literally seen him get weight roomed by guys like Jarrod Bowen and lose aerials to people currently holding bench in the championship his time is running out imo
Chelsea fans, if we sign Bastoni, that would be the end of Colwill’s career as a Chelsea starter because they play the same position. Would you still sign Bastoni knowing it could affect Colwill? 🤔
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Once everyone is fit, this should be our starting 11
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Man I wish every pundit and commentator would do this cos they literally all think it but for some reason these refs and officials are protected beyond belief they are literally the worst thing about the sport and are ruining the game every single week without fail
The officials ‘lost focus’ apparently but they ‘know the rules inside out’
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