ALT “Look here Vita - throw over your man, and we’ll go to Hampton Court and dine on the river together and walk in the garden in the moonlight and come home late and have bottle of wine and get tipsy, and I’ll tell you all the things I have in my head, millions, myriads, - they won’t stir by day, only by dark on the river. Think of that. Throw over your man, I say, and come.”

ALT Two Chinese fellas, having a cup of tea and some sex outside, in a garden. This is an Individual panel from a Chinese hand scroll on homosexual themes, painted on silk during the Qing Dynasty (18th-19th centuries). Because it’s printed on silk, the image looks like it’s pixelated, but it’s just a very old painting. One fella is wearing blue and is sitting on a stone table in the centre of the image. The second guy is wearing a red tunic and has his trousers off. He is sat in the first guys lap and is being anally penetrated. He has his arms wrapped around his lovers head, behind him. Man one is holding a tea cup in his left hand, in front of his partner’s face. On the table beside them is a second cup and two books, one in red and one in blue. They match the colours the lovers are wearing - and the red book is on top of the blue one. Again, matching the lovers. Everyone looks to be having a smashing time.