Designer, builder, maker. When I'm not building theatre scenery, I'm the designer behind Nerdhaus Games. He/him.

Kansas City, MO
Joined October 2012
This Pride month, now more than ever, it is integral that we take a stand and say that everyone deserves a seat at the table. As members of the LGBTQ+ community, we are standing with you wherever you are fighting for your right to exist.
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you ok, babe? you’ve barely touched your Mr. Beast’s Feastables Liquid Death Peanut Butter Cup Soda-Flavored Sparkling Water
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Sauron tracking the Ring
what the hell has happened to my parcel
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Pete Hegseth: We need our military to be more like the Spartans! *immediately loses fight with Persia over an important chokepoint*
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Book scanners have existed long before AI. In your local data archives, libraries, museums. We've NEVER had to destroy the physical copy to make a digital one. Don't let big tech make you believe otherwise.
We've been getting a lot of questions lately about how the Internet Archive digitizes books. The short answer: page by page, by hand. You may remember our viral 2021 video of Eliza Zhang scanning a book. That's still how we do it. Meet Eliza, and learn how we scan books: blog.archive.org/2021/02/09/…
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Meant to tweet this two days ago. But it has been a year (and two days) since JD Vance said, after a mass shooting, that it's ridiculous to think that calls for prayer are a way to deflect responsibility for taking action against gun violence. Maybe action will come next year.
It is shocking to me that so many left wing politicians attack the idea of prayer in response to a tragedy. Literally no one thinks prayer is a substitute for action. We pray because our hearts are broken and we believe that God is listening.
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Hate that we live in a timeline where Miss Piggy has to post Instagram tributes to a bestie (Dolly Parton) and an ex-lover (Tim Curry) within a 24-hour span
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Nick Drake is one of my favourite people named after a type of bird theft. Others include Russell Crowe, Rob Fowler, Peregrin Took and Jack Sparrow.
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It's like if Cormac McCarthy were a mommy blogger
this might be the best tweet ever written
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scientist: I finished my cat translation device! cat: meow scientist: did it not work? cat: no it worked. I just said “meow” scientist: what does that mean? cat: it’s like, the sound a cat makes scientist: oh. why…it’s weird you have a word for that cat: you don’t? scientist: no we do cat: what is it? scientist: I mean, technically it’s also “meow” cat: ok tha—what the fuck is your problem then?
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you’re telling me Chris Nolan, the guy who ushered in the modern age of superhero movies, keeps making films about men who must reckon with their guilt over loosing horrors upon the world
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Voters: We want new voices Haley Stevens: What about “baseball coach from the Great Depression”
shes truly such a unique candidate LMAO
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This is true. People were very chill. You could get chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs. Folks would feed you peas on a little spoon while making airplane noises. You could even dump a whole bowl of spaghetti on your head if you wanted. Totally fine. Not sure what happened.
One of my favorite parts about the 90s is we just ate whatever food we wanted. Food was food. No one argued about what food was bad and what food was healthy. We just minded our business in general. At least that’s how I remember it
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Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.
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"If I could time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favorite politician getting assassinated” You’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half the planet.
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