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Jay Jillard

@JayJillard

the observations of a smart idiot he/him

 Hamilton, Ontario
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Joined July 2013
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the year is 2046: "Polklore [-(Weird Al's Version) -Taylor's Version]" just dropped and you are drinking sangria during The Last Great American Dictatorship (not the song, just the reality of the USA) as the world continues to burn from emissions & billionaire jets @alyankovic
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James Cameron announces Avatar: Titanic 2: the way of too much water. you make plans to leave the bunker and meet at the theater at night in the dead of winter, to avoid having the sun melt your skin off. they are out of popcorn and that ruins your day.
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Image from Arrested Development (@bluthquotes)
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maybe if it were a Dommarine it wouldn't have buckled under a little pressure. send tweet
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Attention passengers, we have a huge norovirus outbreak on this cruise ship, so we hope you enjoy the fine dining and shops that Halifax has to offer while we are docked here!
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can't wait until my brain get trained to say 'pacific north west' when I see PNW instead of 'praise n' worship'
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Hi. I hope you're having a good long weekend. (Note: does not apply to my enemies)
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good son: calling my mother on mother's day bad son: doing it while rappelling down a cliff and then not responding for 23 minutes afterwards
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I do so many things for da 'gram but the 'gram never does anything for da me
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the last three Ted lasso episodes I was like 'wow what a great season finale' and then new episodes keep dropping
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Im 90% mid, 10% life crisis.
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give me a Batman movie set in 700ad. I wanna see him ride a horse and overthrow a corrupt king and his jester
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my negatively driven emotions are never like: I'm sad I'm angry I'm hurt I'm lonely It's always: I feel like throwing up my ears are ringing I have a migraine my visions blurry I can't breath. and it's near impossible to figure out what these mean in the moment. #Autism
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and then everyone stands there and stares at you waiting for a response to 'how are you' or 'are you okay' or 'why are you shutting me out' idk dude the back of my neck is hot and I suddenly have to burp a lot, is that useful information to you
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please help, the football show is making me cry again
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the 12:00 Halifax cannon scares me everytime why do we do this
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my mustache hairs keep curling up and poking the inside of my nose and it's a sensory nightmare but I can't bring myself to trim anything b/c executive dysfunction so I just keep ripping individual hairs out with my fingers which isn't better
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my dad will occasionally just get surgery done without telling anyone
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Image from Arrested Development (@bluthquotes)
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I just want to play smash bros melee and eat Doritos. where are those Halifax people
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