@ESPN. Former broomball quarterfinalist captain. @ND_JED ‘24 by the grace of God, @BackerLounge1 forever by the grace of Melissa Cook Stadium

Alumnus, Fisher Hall
Joined May 2018
FBS college football returns today in Ireland. To celebrate, I naturally spent the past two months emailing archives departments to reconstruct one of the sport’s most recondite international tales: Mizzou’s unsanctioned trip to Mexico in 1896. For @ESPN:espn.com/college-football/st…
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I am probably one of a very few amount of people who can say their Eagle Scout ceremony was ruined by an MLS cup playoffs first round game. We'll always have that Josh Sims opener.
Thank you @ACMomento for reminding me of the worst game of my life🥲 #RBNY
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Elite. First. Line. Center. (Well, perhaps not in the NHL level. Yet.)
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The 2026-27 Metro Conference Season Preview with 33,805 words and 91 pages of Metro Content is here - Previews of every team (exclusive HC) - Preseason All-Metro + Power Rankings - Nevada Smith + Jeremiah Anderson features - Available now on @mid_madness midmajormadness.com/metro-at…
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7:30 Mass tomorrow who’s gonna be boots on the ground we’re gonna have to turn the vibes around somehow
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I never want to see a double safety blitz in the fourth quarter again for the rest of my life
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YoutubeTV should offer a feature where you can see how many people are utilizing the exact same multiscreen setup as you. Do we think anyone else in the world right now is ripping Coastal Carolina-App State and Texas Tech-BYU in wsoc side-by-side right now? Surely I'm not alone.
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Mattyn Summers-Oviatt scores to put BYU up two and South Field is LOUD. Remains easily one of the best big game atmospheres in college soccer.
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Florida State is going to be the most terrifying three (?) seed in NCAA tournament history
Florida State scores late in each half to deliver a hammer blow to Wake Forest's ACC title hopes in a 2-0 Noles win.
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Folks, if you are going to be in Rock Hill South Carolina for the 3am game… OR Sioux Falls South Dakota for the 8pm game, let me know… because I will be attempting to cover both in the same day. And I would love to talk to any of my fellow sickos who will be there.
It is my sworn promise to all seven of you who follow this account for intrepid sicko journalism that I will be doing everything in my power to get permission to write a story from a Grambling vs Northern Illinois game at 3am on a Monday
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Tuesday night college football rocks, what an ending in Jax State / FIU
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Are we sure Stanford Hall’s dorm football team couldn’t give Stanford University a game? No doubt they’d be in a Leave No Doubt mood after this week’s news
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The @FFFIHockey text line is on a heater today
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A new tradition I've started with @TheGriffinHealy is us repping a different random mid-major while out at the bars the night before Thanksgiving. Last year it was North Dakota. This year, I'm leaving it up to a poll on here. Who should we be representing in Hoboken next month?
19%William and Mary
56%SIU-Edwardsville
19%Wichita State
5%Nevada
62 votes • Final results
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Quite the audition from Bryant, one might say
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Resisting the urge to note that Louisville’s goalscorer is a Notre Dame alum
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Presenting the sequel nobody asked for: yesterday time in the office was spent emailing university psychology departments to find someone who would give a quote on locker room color psychology: espn.com/college-football/st…
Spent an hour in the office yesterday cold calling university science offices to try and find an entomologist who would answer a question that almost certainly did not require an entomologist to figure out: Is there a nutritional benefit to eating ladybugs?espn.com/college-softball/st…
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Finally completed my white whale this morning. About to go watch a team without their starting quarterback play in a Nor’easter. Let’s have a Sunday.
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We will fight through anything (moderately above mild inconvenience) for this football institution
Hoboken Terminal as of 11:00 AM
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“[College] football, bloody Hell.”
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