Part-time genius, full-time idiot.🐄

Missouri
Joined March 2013
Mahomes deep ball
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We are proud to share our plans for the future of Royals baseball in downtown Kansas City and to begin a partnership that will last for generations to come. Read more: mlb.com/royals/news/royals-h…
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My dogs playing with their collars on is just gi jiu jitsu.
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RT @Cadillac_F1: Progress under pressure. The first Cadillac F1 livery is here.
December 1st in Missouri
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Forza Motorsport has been cancelled following Xbox layoffs, according to former employees Turn 10 Studios is expected to focus entirely on the Forza Horizon series
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Caglianone gets the call!
We have made the following roster moves:
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Bills fans got work tomorrow😭
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You come for the crown you best not miss. #HEYHEYHEYHEY
The show's about to begin. #BeTheNoise x orioles.com/postseason
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John retweeted
Breaking: Reggie Bush is getting his 2005 Heisman Trophy back, amid what the Heisman Trust calls “enormous changes in the college football landscape,” @petethamel has learned. Bush forfeited his Heisman Trophy in 2010 in the wake of significant NCAA sanctions for USC.
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If we lose either team I will be sick.
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don't understand why electricians aren't called power rangers but okay
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14 domestic light beers
What is your guilty pleasure treat at the ballpark?
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Gonna put my life savings on a three peat
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This is what a down year feels like?
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Guys i relapsed and am now back on crack (canes box combo with no coleslaw and extra toast)
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it was this or frosted tips.
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