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@JaveDones

2 x Quiplash champion, 2 x Drawful champion, Defending National Power Nap Champion he/his

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living life like a Dr. Seuss book 1 cat. 2 cats. fat cat, black cat.
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Three in a row?! Can’t wait for them to step on their own dicks tomorrow 😃
Jacob Calvin Meyer (@jcalvinmeyer) profile pictureJacob Calvin Meyer
@jcalvinmeyerJul 12
The Orioles win 6-1 over the Royals. That's three straight wins. Kyle Bradish pitched like an ace, carrying a no-hitter into the 7th inning. Four homers from Pete Alonso, Coby Mayo, Taylor Ward and Gunnar Henderson. Baltimore is 45-51 & playing as well as they have all season.
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He’s shirleyy just trying to figure out what they mean by the word “anomalous” Right @nickshirleyy ?
Walter Masterson (@waltermasterson) profile pictureWalter Masterson
@waltermastersonJan 24
Nick Shirley just disrupted a Narcoticts Anonymous meeting to “uncover fraud”. He’s nothing but a grifting asshole
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In a season where some announcers have clearly lost their juice *ahem Al Michaels* Tirico has been fantastic this season.
Jonas Shaffer (@jonas_shaffer) profile pictureJonas Shaffer
@jonas_shaffer22 Dec 2025
Some great blocking on this Zay Flowers score Look at Ronnie Stanley get all the way downfield from LT. Look at Isaiah Likely’s 🥞 block. Look at Tez Walker get just enough on the edge.
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Good old litterbox homer
Home Run Report (@homerunreport) profile pictureHome Run Report@homerunreport21 Jun 2025
⚾Trent Grisham, @trentgrisham! HR (15) 6/21/25 @ NYY, ⬇️ 1st vs RHP Zach Eflin 97.9 MPH / 24° / 343 ft to RF Off a 78.3 MPH curveball ▶️It's a home run in 2/30 parks.◀️ 🏟️(Only in NYY, TB.) 📺: mlb.com/gameday/orioles-vs-y…
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Yankees fans have it so hard. Boo fuckin hoo 🎻
AT (@BaseballWRLD_) profile pictureAT
@BaseballWRLD_30 May 2025
We were 1 centimeter away from not having to witness the most traumatizing moment of all-time 💔
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What MLB refuses to show is that it was off the Orioles bullpen. Doesn’t count.
MLB (@MLB) profile pictureMLB
@MLB23 May 2025
Raffy's having a GRAND day! (MLB x @DairyQueen)
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Ya know, this has been a season of rock bottom after rock bottom. This one certainly is close to the lowest low surely. But hey, at least @MElias saved some money and trusted the analytics, right? …right?
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Hell yeah. Screw you, Mike from Herndon.
Baltimore Banner Sports (@AllBannerSports) profile pictureBaltimore Banner Sports
@AllBannerSports14 May 2025
Kyle Goon: The Baltimore ‘O!’ is about community pride. Don’t lecture us about it. buff.ly/cr0bBxF
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the right wing movement in America is full of baby brained morons
Cernovich (@Cernovich) profile pictureCernovich
@Cernovich9 May 2025
Someone tweeted “no one would be upset if Kanye had released a song called Heil Satan,” and I can’t stop thinking about that.
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This is sick. Let’s. Go. O’s!
Baltimore Orioles (@Orioles) profile pictureBaltimore Orioles
@Orioles2 May 2025
New game loading 🎮
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Let’s get him a bat and see if he can hit LHP
The Oriole Bird (@OrioleBird) profile pictureThe Oriole Bird
@OrioleBird16 Apr 2025
Don't worry Mr. Splash I got you something that will help
Me and Mr. Splash and he is holding a really big baseball glove

ALT Me and Mr. Splash and he is holding a really big baseball glove

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We’re so fucking back
Barstool Are Dee Tee (@editti22) profile pictureBarstool Are Dee Tee@editti2226 Mar 2025
*clears throat* Os win 3/4, probably sweep
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A fire Nike womens sports commercial airing while Harrison Butker’s Chiefs are losing 24-0 >>>
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Surely the Assistant-to-the-Vice President is talking about an actual child here, right? Surely this isn’t about the recent postings of a mid-20’s adult, right?
JD Vance (@JDVance) profile pictureJD Vance
@JDVance7 Feb 2025
Replying to @JDVance
I don't worry about my kids making mistakes, or developing views they later regret. I don't even worry that much about trolls on the internet. You know what I do worry about, Ro? That they'll grow up to be a US Congressmen who engages in emotional blackmail over a kid's social media posts. You disgust me.
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Great analysis as always from the Bills PR team 🙄
Dan Orlovsky (@danorlovsky7) profile pictureDan Orlovsky
@danorlovsky719 Jan 2025
1) 4 down territory here 2) if you score go for 2
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Arm punt attempt* Unfortunately for his MVP chances, Washington didn’t receive the punt 😒
Jonas Shaffer (@jonas_shaffer) profile pictureJonas Shaffer
@jonas_shaffer12 Jan 2025
Ambitious arm punt by Russell Wilson.
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Wow. What an arm punt 🤩 Am I doing it right @danorlovsky7
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Too cold to tweet. But @Lj_era8 is the MVP
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That’s so cool. How much of this contract is deferred money too?
ESPN (@espn) profile pictureESPN
@espn29 Nov 2024
Superutilityman Tommy Edman and the Dodgers are in agreement on a 5-year, $74 million contract extension that will keep the NLCS MVP with the team through at least 2029, the Dodgers announced on Friday. spr.ly/6013tWNWF

Dodgers agree to 5-year, $74M deal with Edman

Tommy Edman and the Dodgers are in agreement on a five-year, $74 million contract extension that includes a sixth-year club option and deferred money.

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I’m begging EVERYONE to ignore the talking heads on ESPN that use Lamar’s name to stir the pot. Stop giving them attention.
RAMEY (@HoodieRamey) profile pictureRAMEY
@HoodieRamey29 Nov 2024
Lamar could go out there this Sunday and break the single game passing TD and yards record and Ryan Clark will be on TV Monday morning comparing him to Jayden Daniels again
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