Dad, BBQer, Bond fan, digital marketer, 🏏 ump & deliverer of slow medium outswingers getting slower. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. Parra Eels!
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Jasun retweeted
“Such a shame about David Jones. How could this happen after so long?” he pondered before adding another $40 suit to his Temu cart.
Jasun retweeted
Well, I don’t know, man, but looking back at that February 2025 Oval Office shitshow, some 20 months later, one guy from that meeting is bombing Moscow and St. Petersburg on a daily basis, another has suffered a spectacular failure in Iran and a crushing electoral defeat, and the third, the one with the big mouth, may well have kissed his presidential ambitions goodbye.
So, who had the cards?
Jasun retweeted
I just hope South African cricket fans appreciate that England are coming here over the Xmas and New Year's period
Over the festive period, England players are leaving behind their families in Zimbabwe, New Zealand, West Indies, Australia, Ireland, Scotland, India and Pakistan
Jasun retweeted
In his defense, bombing Ho Chi Minh City would indeed end the Vietnam War within a week
Trump:
I could have won the Vietnam War in a week.
They kept bombing forests for years instead of going after Ho Chi Minh City.
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Ho Chi Minh City was called Saigon during the Vietnam War and was the capital of US-allied South Vietnam; North Vietnam's capital was Hanoi.
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Jasun retweeted
We have the oldest continuous living culture in the world, yet we have never been given the chance to entirely embrace and learn it. Samoa, Tonga, NZ and other nations continually show us how it’s done.
Meanwhile Ritchie and his racist News agenda cry over a 45 year old anthem
Jasun retweeted
I have NEVER understood why US voting is such a clusterfuck.
In the UK, every primary school, or libaray, or "something", becomes a voting place, and no one ever waits more than a few minutes to vote.
For the democratic land of the free, they are in the dark ages for their actual voting....
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They'll tell you multiculturalism is shit and migration is terrible but I've just walked with half of Tonga, Samoa and Lebanon to the Rugby League World Cup and accidentally found myself in a Diwali party.
All this from a hotel meeting room in Huddersfield. Greatest game of all.
Jasun retweeted
For Halloween the Australian cricket team have come as **checks notes** an English top order collapse
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Cool. We could have powered and provided water for a small town but at least confirmed what every person that has played monopoy knew
