Someone made an account trying to be me and to me that’s a compliment bc that’s how you know you doing good in life when someone tries to impersonate you.
182
Dear delivery drivers,
Please don’t leave your cars unattended outside while I’m in the area drunk bc I will take your whip.
My parents worst decision was to let me live in another city bc I’ve done so much shit that I wouldn’t want them to ever know
1
119















