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Software Engineer @ Robinhood, Blacksmith @ Garage Opinions are my own, not those of my company, especially opinions about the price of midcarbon alloy steel.

Seattle, WA
Joined April 2008
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Robinhood Wallet is now available globally to @Android users! 🎉 Our mission to make Robinhood the most trusted and easiest way to use crypto expands by bringing our innovative self-custody web3 app to millions of #Android users around the world. 🗺️
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My tax return nightmare with @HRBlock continues. Will never use them again.
Hey @NordicTrack , my x22i's motor/motor controller went out for a THIRD time in two years this week. Waiting on hold with Icon support. What is the deal?
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FWIW, I waited on hold for 30 minutes. Then it said "Please wait while I connect your call", "Please wait while I connect your call", "Please wait while I connect your call" a few dozen times before it hung up on me. CLASSY.
Jason Feinstein retweeted
DUDE SHUT UP WE DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WOULD NOTICE THAT PLOT HOLE WE'RE NOT GIVING THE OSCAR BACK
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Jason Feinstein retweeted
Tell me African-Americans aren't Americans without telling me you're a racist @LeaderMcConnell. "African-American voters are voting in just as high a percentage as Americans."
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Hey @AlaskaAir , flight 635 was delayed for 2 hours before you let us off the plane, now another hour later you ask us to get back on and to turn our nonstop into one with a layover in Denver, and the thunderstorm might delay it further? Just cancel the damn flight.
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Ya know how the Stanford Bunny and Cornell Box are common ways to evaluate graphics algorithms, and the ToDo app is a popular way to compare UI frameworks? Is there something similar for microservice and/or lambda platforms?
Just had a homeless man knock on my door at midnight. Who are you supposed to call when this happens? I don't want to call the cops because I don't want him shot or arrested, I just want to be in my house in peace. #Seattle
Rage listening to "Seattle Now" podcast hosts value signal about how they are going to keep wearing masks outdoors in gale force winds even after being fully vaxxed is my vice of the summer. Either you trust the science or you don't. You trust your fellow human or you don't.
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Ok hear me out: Undercover boss, only it’s Jesus in the Republican Party.
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If it works, that would be amazing.
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The weather was perfect for a successful summit of a volcano on my birthday weekend. Hello Mt. St. Helens. Also, holy crap.. my legs are sore. @ Mt St Helens National Monument instagram.com/p/CKaaozznnYX/… – at Washington, USA
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Replying to @elonmusk
Carl Sagan knew it all along ...
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The hero we deserve
I reverse engineered mcdonald's internal api and I'm currently placing an order worth $18,752 every minute at every mcdonald's in the US to figure out which locations have a broken ice cream machine mcbroken.com
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Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. joe.link/3nvsFwL
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The next question should hold Kamala's feet to the fire: "Will Joe Biden commit to nominating Leslie Knope as the secretary of the interior if elected?"
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In two sentences, Kamala just explained foreign policy more clearly than any politician ever. Smart.
His boss finished the bottle and "forgot" to order a refill while he was at Walter Reed.
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It's surprising how capable of lying a human-shaped lump of silly putty wearing lego hair can be.
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