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do not go to shanghai disney. it is the most miserable experience you will ever have the pleasure of achieving
🤯 🤯 Shanghai Disneyland came up with something really cool for its 10th anniversary! This Pepsi Bottle does something we have NEVER seen before, and It’s only $2.70. Fun fact: Shanghai Disneyland is also the only Disney park that sells Pepsi products! 🥤🏰🥳
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Yall don’t hate San Francisco grifters enough
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my hot take is that "thief" in every game always sucks no matter what. being able to steal an item sometimes and doing piss poor damage does not a good class make
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Jason Witmer retweeted
Every time I see this fucker he's saying the dumbest shit
There’s something beautiful about the most expensive game of all time ($2B) being dropped the same month that AI models became capable of creating comparable experiences. The swan song for the Big Studio Era.
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Gentlemen: you are overthinking dating. This is what they want. Just do this it’s not hard.
A man finally took me on my dream date: a picnic
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You have depression.
I just wanted the same game. Same story. Same turn-based battle system. Same areas. Slightly better graphics. Was that so much to ask?
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Jason Witmer retweeted
I feel bad when developers have to make these hostage videos. Previous management made a bed they never intended to lie in, and now these two here get to eat a bunch of shit.
Today, we’re sharing more about the future of Bungie, including our plans for Destiny, Marathon, and how we’re changing the way we work. Read more on Bungie.net: bung.ie/bungiefuture
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Professional lowballer thinks he has the high ground - doesn’t realize he is the problem.
I always love when sellers say this type of stuff
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There are legit funny ones you could have included, but you decided to pick all the ones that are just true lmao
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See I would have been sus from the get go because at what point has an airline ever been accommodating and helpful?
they oversold my flight gate agent says it’s ok & he’ll put me on the NONSTOP i wanted.. that my friend is on, in FIRST CLASS for free, arriving EARLIER, WITH a $500 voucher then they say woops sorry we didn’t mean it 😭😭😭 like why would they tell me any of that 😭
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At my first yugioh tourney, a kid brought his 200 card deck and half were penny sleeved and half werent. asked the judge and he said they should all match. Instead of unsleeving everything, he bought more penny sleeves and we both sat their sleeving his deck for 10 minutes
My friend is getting into Pokémon TCG and asked if she needed to sleeve her whole deck in the same type of sleeve 😭😭
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Here’s my secret ramen technique. Buy this Chinese ramen and cook it via the normal instructions. Then, put 1 tsp of sichuan peppercorn oil in after (any brand is ok) and you will have the best instant ramen meal of your life
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It happened to me over and over and over and over
Jealous of digimon fans who got to play the 1st digimon world back in the day and experiencing this for the 1st time.
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One of the unexpected joys I’ve found with the Steam Machine is playing BOTW again (Wii U version via Cemu) at 4K 60fps with mods and cheats (infinite durability ftw). Really nice experience with the Steam Controller, too
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I think multiplayer games are quickly going from 4 player to 3 player simply because people have less friends. It makes me very sad.
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Huh
I'm torn internally when people take time off. Is this normal? On the one hand, I want people to relax, enjoy time with their families and take a break. I genuinely want it. On the other hand, it pains me so much when I know we could move faster. I don't understand how you can take time off knowing that a competitor is not. In the end, I much prefer the latter rather than the former. I just struggle to admit it.
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This is pretty much it, yeah
It's because alot of people just don't play gatcha games out of principle. They knew about it, they didn't "forget" - they just made the choice to not play it, which is fine and their perogative. But now that it's a real console game we can all play and enjoy it properly.
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Every single person I’ve met that has discussed Pokemon with me, all had a shadowless first edition Charizard as children. Literally all of them. Surely the card wasn’t THAT rare if everyone had one…
Neighbor: "when I was a kid, I had a Base Set Flareon that I loved." Me: "No you didn't." Neighbor: ..... Me: "Flareon wasn't printed in Base Set. I bet you had the Jungle version with the no-stamp error." My husband, watching from the sidelines: "why are you like this?"
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SHE LOOKS LIKE FUCKING GOLLUM WHAT ARE YALL SMOKING WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY TIFA
Replying to @_subtxt_
DLSS 5 configurado corretamente.
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Japanese people crack me up sometimes man
仕事終わりにスーパーへ寄ってセルフレジで会計を済ませて帰宅。 ベーコンが1個買ったつもりが2個ある…… でも、レジは1個分…(;"°'ω°'): 急いでスーパーに行き、サービスカウンターでその旨を伝えて謝罪とお金を払いに来たことを伝えると
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