Joined August 2024
Johnny Carson is a consummate professional.
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Love Someone So Much Did you ever lobe someone so much, That you ached with their every minute spent gone? And though you prayed with all of your heart, that it wouldn't be so; Yet God punished them so terribly and when they told you the tears just poured out like a waterfall?
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Every day I am torn between wanting to dive off a cliff for you and diving off a spiritual cliff for you anyway. Xxx
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God is everything, but He's not anything...
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Just don't suck; blow (hang about that came out wrong)
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Be patient. Working on the Fatbike (note: NOT Batbike, that's I. The kitchen) in hallway...
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You Think You think you're working harder than me, But you are not... You think you're suffering, brave and facing danger; But guess what! You think every single thing you do, Is more important than what I've got going on... But I have got more fire in the anger of my eye; Tha
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n you have in your entire forearm... You think it's important what you're doing, And I don't say that it's not... But guess what, when I bow down my back; The Heavens ache upon my back like thunder...
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Fort I fort I luved somebody, But then they broke my heart... I cried at first, but then I realised; Wot a shmuck for being lovestruck...
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Do Romance I don't usually do romance, But when I do I stink... I normally fall head over heals; Then end up in the drink... I woe them and I subdue them, Whisper sweet nothing in their ears... Then by the third date, it's me wot is the bait; And I'm wriggling like a wo
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rm on a hook with diarrhea... But no matter on to meeting the in-laws, That goes just dandy to be gettin' on with... And then they roll out aunt Jemima; Talk about a Zombie skeleton outta da' cupboard!
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So; Kirstie Alley is the quintessential blind romance epitomy? No?
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So there's hope for all of us; yet?
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Top 10 women if I had a Time Machine I'd go back in time and kidnap. Eh! Wrong (on so many levels I know)! Anyhows: 1: Olivia Newton John Physical (how about physically transponded)? 2. Heather Locklear 3. Blondie 4. Maddona (defo early days) 5. Weird Science? 6. Richy Richie's
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Bette Boop (hang about)? Was she a real person?
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Marilyn Monroe (the bookings are coming in now...)
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Damn! You gotta pay me for the rest of the lest and as for renting the machine? (Join the queue...)
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On the Road I've been on the road, Forever and an eternity... And I've yet to find; A homestead to my heart's liking...
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