When there’s the inevitable Nuremberg trial 2.0 for a lot of these current fascists, it’s going to be a Lawyer standing up with videos and screenshots from their social media just saying “this you?” Over and over again.

Do you ever think of something you should definitely know by your 30’s but it’s gone so long you’re afraid to be laughed at? (Not googling) Vegetable oil, is it for vegetables or is it made out of vegetables?

I had problems with suicidal ideation growing up but I have serious issues with procrastination so most of the times I was just like ahhhh I’ll do it later

What’s your most embarrassing moment on Twitter? Mine was one time I scroll liked a dommes post about sending money and when she DM’d me asking for money I panicked and blocked her

Starting a group chat with all the bots in my other dm requests and making them compete in a series of competitions to determine which one gets the honour of scamming me

Joining a nudist colony so I never have to do any god damn washing again

My algorithm is pumping my feed with straight guys thirsting after twinks and let me tell you. Feeding and pumping twinks is how you find out you’re not actually straight

Daddy watch me twirl

Pussy so tasty I can taste it in my moustache the next day after a deep clean shower

That last line

Drop a song recommendation from a songs to fuck to playlist? I’m assembling a team

This guys wife lets him spend time with AI on vacation so she can go get her pussy ate

The irony is that people will refuse to believe this but will believe the influencers who financially stand to make tonnes of money by lying and never facing consequences

Going to the Halloween party as a drunk cig so the beautiful woman will suck me

When she finds out I’ve been hibernating in her pussy through winter and it’s time to cause a ruckus

Getting bullied for the way I speak English again

Feels kinda risky sleeping while the grim reaper is standing right beside you

I’m Unc and Pussy now??

This is crazy, because if you make jokes about raping someone, especially to their face. You shouldn’t be able to apologise immediately, you shouldn’t even be able to speak through your broken jaw and mangled teeth.