Blocking fake accounts like a champ. Husband. Father. Overthinker. College sports guy. Parrot Head.

North Carolina
Joined April 2014
They’re Sending the Old Man Home. Hardly a day has passed since 1985 that I haven’t listened to Jimmy. My only tattoo is a parrot. I was looking forward to “A Pirate Looks at 80.” He lived like the rest of us dreamed, and inspired our imaginations. Forever grateful.
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New level of ineptitude unlocked. This record will live for decades.
NFC East made history, going two straight weeks without a win.
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Coastal Carolina’s uniforms are an exact match for the 5-year old birthday party invitations we mailed out in 2005.
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Strong jalapeño harvest coming in late this year. Plants are still loaded. At least one will be as hot as a bell pepper but most have been scorchers.
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Patrick Ewing didn’t know it yet but this was basically what the rest of his career was going to look like …
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Glad to see the fellas bonded.
What really happened after the State Dinner. The lost Xi camera roll has been found.
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The run on Gatorade has begun.
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Not so fast, Belgium. The city of Los Angeles still has another 29 days to count all the goals from tonight's match.
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Little heart-shaped grape tomato for the holiday.
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Found the OutKast of the group
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President Trump awards the Medal of Honor to retired Marine Maj. James Capers Jr. for extraordinary heroism during a four-day reconnaissance mission in Vietnam. Despite suffering multiple severe wounds and massive blood loss after his team was ambushed, Capers continued leading his men, directing fire, and guiding the patrol to an extraction site. He refused evacuation until every member of his team was safely aboard the helicopter.
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Not at all controversial.
My most controversial middle aged sportswriter take: Bob Seger has better songs than Bruce Springsteen
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One of the greatest speeches of the late 20th century, given on the 40th anniversary of one of the most spectacular days in human history.
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A bear was caught red-handed breaking into a parked U-Haul van in North Carolina and making off with a bag in its mouth. abcnews.link/zmmw9vT
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One of my favorite home run hitters! Tough stretch for the Braves.
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My 86-year old mother is the one who drinks this.
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The 2000 election started a downward spiral. Not the outcome, but the process and the acrimony. We have never recovered.
Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when everything in society started getting noticeably worse?
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