So am I an asshole since I have no simpathy for someone who will piss away everything like #PhilipSeymourHoffman #Dumbass

Is the #Broncos even playing? I think they smoked too much weed before the game.

Hey @kanyewest whats your deal?? #GodsWork I never thought #GodsWork was being a #DoucheBag #RecapNews

#BB15 wish @julieChen will ask #Aaryn if she should go make rice. #Racist #CBSBigBrother #RecapNews

A sailor once told me the best place to have sex with a sheep is a cliff. I asked why? He said they push back... #ewwwww

Wow #NewHaven #Connecticut is in 3rd place for being the unfriendliest cities in the #UnitedStates #BIGSURPRISES

I figured out the true secret of #VictoriaSecret & its #Anorexia or #SBS also know as #Skinny #Bitch #Syndrome #RealWoman have #Curves #PSY

#Weiner has 2pull out or it will be rough 3months I dont think he can abort in November... 2bad there inst a morning after pill. #DoucheBag

Okay I'm watching #criminalminds & I got a crush on #penelope lil too much makeup but... id hit that

Who more mental? The kid that masturbates to horror movies & kicks cats? Or the mom that teaches him how to shoot?

#ImConfused Laws get passed that take away rights from law abiding citizens But criminals still do break laws? Are we making more criminals?

Hung out with my spainish friends during the #PuertoRicanParade but I would put their flag on my car that's #FalseFlaging don't do it 2day

I told myself I wasn't gonna trunk dweet so appy pt sattys day! Fother muckers

S/O2 @HantzArmy & @sherryferrell10 Thanx4following Hope u watch #RecapNews cartoon #FF @RecapNews & WATCH the show m.youtube.com/#/user/RecapCa…

What a nightmare! Normally dreaming of a #threesome Id wake with a smile. But w HoneyBooBoos mom & Beth the wife of DogTheBountyHunter #WTF