Influencer, Jason Carr Drive, father to Gianna, MSU grad, devourer of bacon and other fine dining, spouter of useless trivia. Go Tigers!
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No one asked but the intensity with which I despise those Liberty Mutual pop-up ads and tv commercials borders on unhealthy. They could offer to insure me for half of what I currently pay and I’d tell where they can stick Doug, the emu, the talking baby and the melting wax guy.
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Midweek dinner plans? Solved. 🍕
Whether it's your first slice or your third night in a row, nothing hits like our Supreme.
Reply if Motor City Pizza is making an appearance on your dinner table this week!
#DareToBeSquare #MotorCityPizza
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Not sure who needs to hear this but rewatching ‘The Larry Sanders Show’ reveals:
1) Still one of the all-time funniest
2) treasure trove of 90s pop culture
Them: how can you watch televised golf non-stop for hours?
Me: it’s literally the only sport where you can hear the crowd roar live over something you aren’t seeing (but are about to see). Imagine watching baseball but there’s 17 other stadiums right next door. #themasters
Wouldn’t you like to meet the genius retail executives who— once they decided to make us all use self-checkout— said: “let’s give our valued customers zero counter space to bag what they buy so they look like fumbling idiots.” But hey profits right, @kroger and @HomeDepot ?
So there was just an E*Trade commercial during March madness encouraging regular folks to invest. Remember: the Wall St. finance bros need *someone* to buy their stocks high so they can take profits and go away, leaving you holding the bag. Don’t be the someone they need.
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If you were looking for a sign to have Motor City Pizza for dinner tonight, this is your sign.
Find our entire lineup of pizzas at a store near you:
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Supreme and stacked—Motor City Pizza’s got all the goods. 🍕🔥 What’s your ride-or-die topping on a supreme pizza? Drop it in the comments! 👇
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Lots of closeups of switches being flipped on/off in the return episode of #Severance 👀 hmmmm
You realize that the insurance industry is legalized larceny, right? And you’re forced to have it for mortgages and car loans. And do you know who pays for all those ads like the emu and the gecko and Jake? You do, with higher premiums.
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Start your weekend right with a slice of success. 🍕
#BestPizzaEver #Costco
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Make this week supreme (with our #pizza, of course). #MondayMotivation
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Put a pep in your step with our #Pepperoni Pizza for dinner tonight.
Find it in a freezer aisle near you:
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