Jason Akermanis

I have a small penis

Michael Barlow set for round 1 return.

@JiskarIssa so says the gay footballer

Andy Collins straight swap for Shaun Grigg

@JiskarIssa You are a gay footballer

I thought it was pretty obvious I'm just a gay emo kid

Jason Akermanis thinks that the one hundred and forty character limit on twitter is annoying and absolutely useless!!. What a load of shi

Removed the shit bulldogs logo off my background pic.

New twitter is the WORST thing since Jack Watts

Just received some inappropriate texts for Shane Warne...

Goodnight guys! Make sure you pick up a copy of my new book 'Akermanis: Open Season'

is bigger than jesus

Jason Akermanis = biggest asshole in Australia, behind Mark Latham

Just got offered $3,000,000 to play with the Gold Coast. I said no, because I just accepted a $40 deal with ACA to replace Mark Latham

Neil Mitchell is trying to steal my spotlight as most controversial media identity...

They left the 2 best players out of the International Rules squad. Myself, And Peter Everitt

How could I be left out of he International Rules squad? Fuck Eddie Betts!

RT @heraldsun Mike's top 50 countdown: from 50-21 | Herald Sun http://bit.ly/cL54Z2

Griff won Bulldogs best and fairest...obviously fixed.

Rocket is being very active this trade week, I guess it takes multiple players to replace a great player like me