@JarrodAlonge

I literally make Warped Tour memes for a living. Owner of @BoketoMedia, guitarist of @crazy88official, brains behind @ChodezillaMusic.

 Tennessee, USA
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Unrelated to this meme but I recommend spinning "Destroy Pop Punk" from Sunrise Skater Kids' new album when you find the opportunity, it's probably one of my favorite songs on there. ssk.boketo.media
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I had the pleasure of seeing My Chemical Romance while enjoying a $42 Budweiser not too long ago, unfortunately our home got foreclosed in the aftermath of the financial destitution Ticketmaster put us in but I still think it was worth it. ssk.boketo.media
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Rank your top 5 from Friendworld 🍕 ssk.boketo.media
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I haven't uploaded lyric videos yet because I'm a busy busy boy but inshallah we will soon be able to understand the deathcore section of Trigger Warning 2 🙏 ssk.boketo.media
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Thanks for the shout out, @Pontifex! ssk.boketo.media
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Until then, make sure you're subscribed to SSK's email list since I detest most forms of digital marketing and you'll legitimately be out of the loop until you do it. ssk.boketo.media
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Did I mention vinyl? ssk.boketo.media
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new Sunrise Skater Kids album is fun. I was blasting Friendville regularily in high school (though I prefer Canadian Softball). Cool to see that they've still got it, and manage to keep it relevant. Cynical parody you can only get from someone who really understands the genre.
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Pre-orders for vinyl records & CDs will END soon-ish, and if you don't buy one now you may NEVER be able to get one because I'm poor and we're only ordering the minimum amount from the manufacturer 💿 shop.boketo.media/products/s…
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Is it superior to pretty much every pop punk LP the scene has put out since then? I really can't say, but yes 🤌 shop.boketo.media/products/s…
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I'll put out some lyric videos in the near future, and I'm also working on new YouTube material. If you really want to stay in the loop you should subscribe via email 📨 shop.boketo.media/products/s…
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Sunrise Skater Kids' new album FRIENDWORLD is out now everywhere for streaming/download 🍕 shop.boketo.media/products/s…
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"There's a non-zero chance the Pope knows how to throw down" is a lyric of all time
Jarrod Alonge@JarrodAlongeSep 28
You can now pre-save Sunrise Skater Kids' FRIENDWORLD on Spotify. The new album streams everywhere this Friday! ... Or, you can just download it TODAY since it came out over a week ago. Or do both. Your call. Yeah, do both. shop.boketo.media/products/s…
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You can now pre-save Sunrise Skater Kids' FRIENDWORLD on Spotify. The new album streams everywhere this Friday! ... Or, you can just download it TODAY since it came out over a week ago. Or do both. Your call. Yeah, do both. shop.boketo.media/products/s…
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Jarrod Alonge retweeted
Panday@DarthpandaySep 25
Yo what the fuck is this LMAO @JarrodAlonge
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This is literally unbelievable!! 🤯🤯🤯 ssk.boketo.media/merch
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I've only ever dropped material via YouTube so the lack of immediate compliments/criticism has been a refreshing change of pace. Must've been what it was like putting out music in the 90s and prior. My dopamine receptors are healing. ssk.boketo.media/merch
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Don't forget to pre-order vinyl records and CDs before the window closes. All pre-orders include a FREE DOWNLOAD of the album, which gets sent the moment you place your order. Thanks for listening! 🍕 ssk.boketo.media/merch
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