Family, soccer, and comedy, in that order.

Joined November 2011
Check out this #RSL goal on #FIFA18 way funny!
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All this recent talk about the government study of UAP and the 22 million spent. That was a huge DIA UFO program called AAWSAP. A small part of it indeed studied events at Skinwalker Ranch. The movie I put out 8 yrs ago on it - is now free to watch here… youtu.be/TczkJ6UAQ8A
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We’ve got comedy tonight in Herriman! Tickets: markitai.com/e/MxteGXQLH3 #SaltLakeComedy
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Anatoly, the destroyer of egos.
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When their passive aggressive email has your manager CC'd "for visibility"
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Pep Guardiola on Lionel Messi’s masterclass against England. 🗣️ “People keep asking me how Messi is still doing this at 39 years old. My answer is simple because football has never seen anyone like him. Age defeats everyone, but somehow it refuses to defeat Lionel Messi. What he did tonight was beyond football… it was art.” “England didn’t play against an old player. They played against the greatest mind this sport has ever produced. Two assists in a World Cup semi-final, controlling the rhythm of the biggest match on earth as if he were playing in his backyard. That is not normal. It is impossible to teach.” “I’ve stood on the touchline and watched Leo do things that left me speechless. Tonight, sitting at home, he made me feel exactly the same. Every touch had purpose. Every pass carried danger. Every decision was perfect. He didn’t run the most but he made everyone else run for him.” “The frightening part is that he no longer needs his young legs. His football brain is ten seconds ahead of everyone else. By the time defenders realise what is happening, the ball is already in the back of the net or a teammate is celebrating. That’s genius. Pure genius.” “People obsess over goals, but tonight Messi reminded the world that football is about creating moments no one else can imagine. Two assists that changed a nation’s history. Two passes that carried Argentina into another World Cup final. That is the definition of greatness.” “At 39, most legends are sitting in television studios talking about football. Messi is still writing football history. He isn’t surviving at this level he’s dominating it. That’s why I will always say there has never been, and there will never be, another player like Lionel Messi.” “When this World Cup is over, don’t just remember the trophies or the statistics. Remember that you witnessed a 39-year-old genius walk into a World Cup semi-final against one of the strongest teams in the world… and make them look ordinary. We are watching the final chapters of the greatest football story ever written.”
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This was the moment they lost the game. xitter.cf/ll_l9s/status/20775410…
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Lionel Scaloni’s reaction to Argentina’s winning goal… this man’s aura is unmatched. Didn’t even celebrate. 😭🐐
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عدي ٧ ساعات ع الماتش و لسه محدش عاوز يفهمنا ايه اللي ميسي عمله هنا ده
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It might be coldest gif of all time now.
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Jude Bellingham on Messi after the match: “I have to say, at 39 or 40 years old, to still be playing at this level is simply exceptional. People watch him on television and think they understand how good he is, but when you’re actually on the pitch against him, it’s completely different. He’s so quick over the first few yards. You think you’ve got him, then he changes direction, glides away and suddenly he’s gone. It’s almost impossible to get close enough to make a clean challenge. The way he controls the ball is honestly alien. It feels like it’s glued to his foot. Every touch has a purpose, every movement creates space and he always seems one step ahead of everyone else. I’ve never seen a player at that age move with so much intelligence and composure. Most players slow down, but Messi has found another way to dominate games. He doesn’t waste energy—he controls the tempo. If I respected Messi before tonight, I respect him even more now. Sharing the pitch with him only makes you appreciate how special he really is. He’s one of those players you study growing up, and then when you finally play against him, you realise why people call him one of the greatest of all time. He’s an exceptional footballer, and I feel privileged to have experienced that firsthand.”
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Jude Bellingham did not make these comments about Messi; verified post-match interviews contain no such quote and instead show him briefly describing a foul discussion. timesofindia.indiatimes.com/sports/footbal… hindustantimes.com/sports/us-spor…
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🎙️ Zlatan Ibrahimović on Messi and Argentina’s comeback: 🗣️ “People always say the Premier League is too difficult and that Messi wouldn’t survive against Premier League teams. Tonight, he faced the Premier League himself… and he won.”
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Born too late to see dinosaurs Born too early to see flying cars Born just in time to witness Leo Messi
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Mic drop 😮‍💨
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🤯🇺🇸 OFFICIAL: 'Ted Lasso' star, CRISTO FERNANDEZ, has officially made his debut for El Paso Locomotive. The Mexican actor has fulfilled his dream of becoming a professional footballer. "FOOTBALL IS LIFE". ❤️👏🏼
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“So you get paid $150K/yr just to forward emails from your boss to Claude, and then send those responses back to your boss?”
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I wonder if Haaland realizes he now carries the hopes and dreams of 100 million Americans rooting for Norway to win the World Cup.
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I am now supporting Norway in the football World Cup because of this guy. Haaland, legend!
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Seeing all of the old USWNT go hard at Christian Pulisic and his performance at the World Cup…. Yo… if the USMNT criticized you gals for your losses the woke would have broke the internet!?!?? Let’s do it. #Equality baby!
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Belgium after realizing that they will be waking up to 100% Trump tariffs tomorrow
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