Public Defender, Dog Dad, Nerd, he/him

Joined November 2020
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nathan fielder should get hbo to let him redo theranos
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Dr Spaceman would tell Tracy to stay awake for 36 hours and play in an nfl game with clots in his lungs
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every tesla sales pitch is the monorail episode of “the simpsons”
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Metallica was always a bunch of bootlickers. It’s basically Lars Ulrich’s entire brand
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Shane Gillis fans are really weird
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Every single week there is a play or two that gives CFB and NFL fans the opportunity to show they don’t know the actually know the rules; they just want to be mad
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Mike Evans Checking to see the name on the back of the Jersey is an all-time Gif and trash talk moment that I wish I would have thought of.
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Hey @SNFonNBC why did Michael Vick’s time with the Falcons end only in 2006? Surely such a generational talent would have had a long career with the franchise that drafted him in the city that loves him
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This is just so BORING. The lack of effort put in is nearly as offensive as the misogyny. Many men manage to talk about women in hilarious ways, but doing that does require you to be creative and actually funny.
Shane Gillis bombs #SNL monologue with cheap shots at women: “Also, I haven’t been to the gym in so long I didn’t know women just dress like wh*res now? Look, I’m sorry, there’s no other way to describe [it]. Have you seen it? I’ve seen it. You’ve seen the shorts? They’re those neon, like, artificial vape-colored [shorts], and the wrinkles go around the cheeks and all combine at the butth*le. And don’t look! You’re not allowed to look. For real, don’t look, because they are filming. I’m in the background of ten TikToks right now.”
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Drake Maye is out here having Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo level brain functions. Somebody get this dude into concussion protocol.
Patriots QB Drake Maye reveals he is unsure if United States landed on the moon in 1969 ebx.sh/i4wUwP
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I can’t get past the fact that he just looks like Stuart from Madtv
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“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows
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Dang it, Mike Flanagan doesn’t miss. That new Carrie show is pretty great.
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Who is actually a Stephen A fan? That sounds like a miserable experience.
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was it the everything
Mia Goth has filed for divorce from Shia LaBeouf, TMZ reports. (tmz.me/4znzVPF)
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The Venn diagram of people who think Mario Galaxy was a perfect adaptation while saying Lanterns and Resident Evil “disrespect the source material” is a perfect circle. Nerds don’t deserve good media because they can’t recognize it when it’s staring them in the face.
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I’m starting to become a Bryce Young believer and a Josh Allen skeptic
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It’s impossible to overstate how great it is not to have the PFF rankings on Sunday Night Football this season.
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Looked up who directed I Play Rocky and got pissed all over again that Green Book won Best Picture
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This is embarrassing. This is why people don’t believe real journalism exists in sports. If your coverage is all “X’s & O’s” you provide the same thing a simple box score does. You are better than this.
I’m told per Browns sources, tonight would be a huge breakthrough game for Deshaun Watson, who’s been a consummate professional. His relationship with Todd Monken, special. We’re seeing it manifest.
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