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Stand-up comedian. Sit-down drummer.The views and opinions expressed on this page are my employer's, not mine

All Over, WV
Joined November 2017
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To anyone seeing this, please remember that I don't sell supplements and I dont have an onlyfans. Free Palestine, Fuck Trump, Dont touch mah guns, and Lindsay Clancy is a psy-op. If I ever contradict these statements, its a bot.
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Actually thats a deer
No matter how many times I watch this scene it remains Goated 🎥🎬🍿
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Why tf do these bots want my account so bad??
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Whether you're against spanking or not, you gotta see that this take is perverted af.
Spanking children is a sure way to teach them that sexual abuse is okay. There is nothing normal about pulling down the pants of child and hitting them in the behind while they scream no and try to get away. You’re teaching them that no matter how loud they scream and how much they cry and try to get away that they have to just take it. See how that mimics rape. And even worse, parents will tell their kids “I love you” right after. Teaching children that their abusers can love them still. Then people will deadass have the nerve to be confused as to why adults get into abuse cycles that literally mimic the same abuse that their parents inflicted upon them.
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These bots wanna be me so bad. Why tho???
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Comedy Legend, Juan White. "They CALL me.... Taco.. Salad" Anyone else remember The Ruffled Collar Comedy Tour?
OMG, it’s George lopez
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Chud The Bleeder
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Clearly he's trying to distance himself bc he's responsible for the culture that creates people like Chud the Chomo. He's not wrong in this particular video, but he could have started speaking truth a lot sooner
Nick Fuentes calls out the double standard of wignats and Chud the Builder "How many out and proud White people are saying 'indians are јееtѕ' and 'blacks are ո*ggеrѕ'—and they don't want to hear anything negative about Whites!"
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If shit gets weird, there's only a 10% chance it was actually me
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Big Jay and Tony won the night. Fucking Kudos to those psychos #kevinhartroast
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Everyone's talking about Katt right now, but we gotta acknowledge that everyone on the panel crushed. Everyone except for Chelsea and Dwayne. #theroastofkevinhart
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Bring me the Verison
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Schizophrenics are having a great time with this whole.Jim Carrey thing
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This is a perfect example of why its sometimes ok to call someone a Baguette. This is total Bag behavior
🚨 🇯🇵 A foreign streamer pushed an elderly Japanese man on a train. The man had repeatedly asked him to lower the volume of his loud livestream and reminded him that he was sitting in a priority seat reserved for the elderly, people with disabilities, and pregnant women.
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Degrassi's Jake Epstein has been real quiet lately
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Jake Dent retweeted
MAGA was more outraged by Cracker Barrel changing their logo than trump raping kids.
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This is like my own personal 9/11
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@grok can you explain this joke for me?
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