Sure is easier to clean the shower drains without Wolverine around. His bathroom always looks like a hair bomb exploded in it.

The frogs who live around the Jean Grey School all think the Bamfs are really weird. And frogs are usually good judges of character.

All this kissing going on around the school makes me miss my sweetie. @paige_husk, please come home, babe.

Back to work at the school. Toilets haven't been cleaned since I left. Believe it or not, I'm suddenly missing the Murder Circus.

Clean the toilets. Shovel the elephant poop. Throw the dead clowns in the woodchipper. It never ends.

Tried to get ringmaster to let me do trapeze with my tongue. But no, apparently I'm better at shoveling elephant poop.

And before you ask, no, of course I wasn't having some sort of weird tea party with my girlfriend's old skin husks. What a strange question.

I may have stayed up too late last night. I just drank bleach and scrubbed the floor with whiskey.

Oh @Paige_Husk, wherever you are, please come home. Your Mortimer misses you.

Say what you want about Magneto, but at least he never made me scrub toilets.

Thank God that Iceman guy is off fighting Avengers. I get sick of mopping up old melting ice bridges all day long.

“@JeanGreySchool: And it’s a vegetable, apparently. A vegetable with claws and teeth.” And those things hurt. Never getting the mail again.

Somebody left some dead S.W.O.R.D. agents on the front lawn. Tried burying them but Krakoa almost killed me. Do we have a wood chipper?

Tryng to mop up Brood blood in a hallway made of ice. Mop keeps freezing. Can't feel my fingers. I hate my life.

Huh. The bathrooms are REALLY clean today. Unusually clean.

I think I’m gonna be sick.

This is driving me nuts! They feel like… like little ants under my skin. Can’t… help… but SCRATCH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Aah! My arm won’t stop flailing!

.@Rush1031 Why? What have you heard?