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FRIDAY THEY CATCH BOTH ENDS OF THE ROCKET. 🚀 Meanwhile at SpaceX. They are targeting Friday the 13th for Starship Flight 15. They have already caught the Super Heavy booster with the tower arms three times. This time they catch the booster AND the ship. Two at once. Elon puts the odds at "more likely than not," and if it works, it is the first full recovery of an orbital class rocket in history. Washington cannot get one thing done. SpaceX is doing two at once. So as long as they are doing doubles, here is my list. Everything comes in pairs. 🚗 Jump the Snake River Canyon with two Roadsters at once. Evel Knievel only had one bike and the parachute opened early. Elon already has one Roadster orbiting the sun, so he is ahead on points. 🔧 Fix both houses of Congress. Same afternoon. Approval is 22%. The booster has a better landing record. 🔧 Fix both political parties. Bring two toolboxes. 🍔 Make McDonald's fast AND affordable again. Pick both. The Big Mac meal is $9.56. Get it under five bucks and I will name my next book after you. 🍦 Make the Frosty thick AND the fries hot. At the same time. Wendy knows it can be done. 📚 Teach our kids to read AND do math. We spend $17,619 a kid. That should cover two subjects. 🧾 Get the Pentagon AND the rest of the federal government to pass an audit. Neither one ever has. The Marine Corps did, so it is not impossible. ⛽ Make diesel cheaper AND cut the tax on it. That one is a two for one already. Diesel is $6.35 and it hauls every grocery you own. 🚆 Fix Amtrak AND the DMV. The Acela averages 66 miles an hour. The DMV averages zero. The booster gets back to Texas from the edge of space in about seven minutes. 🧳 Make the airlines post one price AND let my bag fly with me. Frontier has charged up to $138 for a first checked bag. 📱 Explain the administrative fee on my phone bill AND then delete it. I have asked. Nobody knows. 🙃 Make one printer AND one gas station bathroom that work. Just one of each. For the children. 👯 And bring back the Doublemint Twins. If anybody understands doing two things at once, it is them. Double your pleasure, double your fun, double your rocket. Just keep Elon away from them. Or don't. He already has two sets of twins and a set of triplets. Another set would be almost as amazing as catching both halves of a rocket. Washington spent this week writing him letters. SpaceX spent it practicing how to catch both halves of a rocket at once. Guess which one gets things done. 🦋