@Jamoss29

Professional slow learner

 Elizabethtown, KY
Joined July 2021
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Beat a fella in a dice game for it 😼 🫳🏼🎲💥🎲
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: your next right wing influencer
🙌🏾@thejlaura20h
Replying to @Canescartel21
@TheFlaBar come get your racist employee
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Ope! McTavish@Spoon_townOct 18
Tesla bros are among the most hilariously inept humans to ever exist, Jesus christ.
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@ninjamatticOct 17
Why have I bought into the Muskonomy? This is why. At 9pm on a Friday night I got in my wife’s car to pick up her Target order. I made it one house down before the car started throwing flat tire warnings. I pulled over and sure enough. It was flat. I very slowly drove it right back into our driveway, hopped out, and filed a claim through the Tesla app with my Tesla insurance. Within minutes a tow truck was dispatched to pick the car up and take it to the nearest Tesla service center. Since they’re open Saturday’s, the car will be ready for pickup tomorrow with a repaired or new tire. On any other car this would be a nightmare. Trying to find a tire shop over Saturday and Sunday, make sure my tire is in stock, pay a towing company to come get it… it would consume the weekend. Not with my @tesla though. A few taps of the screen and all I have to do it pick it up at the end. Wow.
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Ex gf’s van is broke down on the side of the road Scoreboard !
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And guess who’s dad she’s goin have to pay to tow it 😂 Scoreboard x2
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Jake Moss retweeted
Mike@ProgProOct 18
Soulja Boy
@souljaboyOct 18
What’s happening in France is a wake-up call to the entire world. 🌍 The cost of living keeps rising while everyday people struggle to survive. People are tired of working hard just to barely get by. Governments need to start listening to the people before frustration turns into chaos. 💯🙏🏽
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Three years today in a factory that was still a startup when you got hired
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Might hit up some thrift stores today, need more gym shirts
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Going to just go to the ER this chilly Saturday morning bc trying to book a regular dr’s appt is fucking impossible 🙂
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This is like the forth nyc sandwich post I’ve seen today
Eric Hammer
@TheEricHammerOct 15
The most popular sandwich in NYC right now. Unfortunately the sandwich alone is $34. And unfortunately, it might actually be worth it. 📍 Salt Hank’s
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Never given it much thought but seeing it more and more and I gotta say… just not a fan of these wide body kits. I think they’d look cool if it looked stock and wasn’t just these extra parts blatantly bolted to your car. Just looks tacky to me
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What do you mean apeman strong doesn’t sell sweat pants anymore?? 😢
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Guava jelly you can only get from Hawaii on a Cracker Barrel cornbread muffin #Expand
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Will someone enlighten me as to why the v8 version of my car is like… double When it only has 33% more cylinders
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This is probably a stupid question to anyone who’s not a dumbass but pls be patient with me I’m trying to learn here
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One of my favorite sayings my grandpa has ever used was, in reference to his former in laws(my grandmas parents) was that they “had enough money to set a wet elephant on fire”
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Don’t even get me started on the story of bricking the camel
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You feel like your weightlifting gains are mediocre till you watch someone ur age untrained nearly die trying to incline bench 135 for a single rep and you lay down and knock out 25 fairly easy
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Then I also remember you see that stuff people post and it’s like “if you can incline dumbbell press the 100’s you’re a freak!” And it’s like no not really. Just focused on progressively overloading for like 7 months in 2023 but thx I guess
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I prolly got some elite genes under all the tiramisu, dive bar pizza, and bourbon sodas I need to quit squandering
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