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Host of a dumb as shit podcast where we review Tom Hanks and Anne Hathaway's entire IMDBs @BlanksBankPod

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Joined March 2009
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Hamlet are such a hilarious team. Up 3-1 at half time against a ten man bottom of the league Bognor Regis. Lose 4-3
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Football, who wouldn't bloody love it, eh?
🇸🇲 SAN MARINO WIN A GAME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20+ YEARS & A COMPETITIVE MATCH FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!!! History is made as the worst team in the FIFA rankings (210th) finally end the longest winless run in international football history (140 games dating back to April 2004)!!!
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My wrist has been hurting for 3 weeks, but I am both a man and live in the UK so I a) won't see a doctor and b) can't. So I guess I have resigned myself to passing away due to wrist related complications
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I have watched this so many times, no matter how much you can say why doesn't Watkins do better, how the fuck does Raya get up from here and make a save. Truly insane
David Raya 🧤⛔️
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John Green and Nick Hornby are the two people who most beautifully put into words everything I love about football. Football is community and story telling and very little to do with how well a ball is kicked.
A video about falling in love with football. youtube.com/watch?v=kdkSwVjS… Thanks, @AFCWimbledon.
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I took some photos of my friend today
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The revolution will be corporatised
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"You can't stand in the way of progress" Because financial gain is the only single measurement of progress? Get fucked. Why should I care even one slight bit about the revenue of the Premier league for fucks sake
Goldbridge has his say on Premier League games being played outside of the UK...
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If Bukayo Saka scores the winner I will be a blubbering mess
If you could pick a player to score the winner in the Euros Final, who would it be?
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Well, 109,999 of us are going to have to change.
𝟏𝟏𝟎.𝟎𝟎𝟎 of you in Dortmund! 🤯 We love you! 🧡 #NothingLikeOranje #CreateHistory
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Spent the first half an hour of my birthday writing and recording a parody of "Closing Time" called "Voting Time" to be sent for a group chat of 3 people. Your 30s truly are the best days of your life
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Note to self: spend ten months of the year in a permanent state of gratitude that you are not suffering from hay fever at that very moment
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Well bin the whole fucking tournament then, what's the god damn point
Bad news, friends. The tiny football car that charmed Europe at the last Euros WON'T be in Germany this summer - Volkswagen no longer sponsor the tournament, so no TFC or Tiny Buzz. (Electric car manufacturer BYD is now the 'official mobility partner')
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The pod is back this week and we're reviewing The Idea of You, a film which stars Anne Hathaway alongside a guy who was the year below me at school. As you can tell from this clip, I took this very normally
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Drove through this last night, an absolute fucking delight
WE. ARE. GOING. UP. #DHFC 💖💙 #Spicy 🌶️
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POV: You've come to the end of 100 pages of a French philosopher's essays
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You know those Russian plays all about old money people living in mansions that are literally crumbling around them and they have no money left but they're still all just ignoring it and pretending that they're still rich powerful families? That's what I feel about the UK rn
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