keir starmer your silence on shrek is deafening

the older i get the more i empathise with the snails painted in the margins of medieval manuscripts

Remider that Napoleon was 43 when he invaded Russia. Farriner was 50 when he started the Great Fire of London. Dyatlov didn’t cause the Chernobyl disaster till he was 56. There isn’t a set time to spectacularly fuck up – move at your own pace & breathe. you have time!

fingers crossed for my boy

how depressing our society has failed to provide ambitious role models to our children

People losing their minds over two men kissing over a creme egg but have no problem with a woman cheating on her husband with an M&M?

ban him from the calculator app just to be safe

Just been reminded of the flashback scenes in Dexter where they stuck a wig on a 40+ year old Michael C. Hall to pass him off as a 20-year-old. Truly the golden age of television.

"At least 2020 is over and we won't have to relive that experience again any time soon." 2021: