Jonah Jameson

@Bamf_HD [Looks at him] I said...Peter Parker ordered a jar of fleas. Would you mind giving them to him?

@Bamf_HD Try not to get fleas on my furniture...

@Bamf_HD It's cute how you're pretending you don't know who I am. You'd have to live in a cave not to have heard the name J Jonah Jameson!

So tell me what you want what you really really want...GOD DAMMIT...Miss Brant turn that crap off. It's infectious.

I could tape a camera to a dog, kick it out my window and the photos would turn out better than the crap you leave on my desk everyday.

Parker! PARKER! Get your lazy ass in here! And bring me a coffee! Got a job for you.