Shoutout to my mom, @Kathlee55278380 ,who made a Twitter account solely to congratulate @courtfrerichs8

Time to end my 2-year Twitter drought for a week or two. Or for just this tweet, stay tuned for details.

So proud of my Roos!!!!! #RooUp

"Be careful kid, they'll break your heart" Uncle Teddy (Fever Pitch)

I bleed blue. No amount of wins or losses will change that. ⚾️

“@Lebchode: “@Jamesanco: I hate @Lebchode way more than he hates me. Fact." Typical royals fan.” Typical cardinals fan

I hate @Lebchode way more than he hates me. Fact.

What is life #ALCS #blueoctober #BeRoyalKC

“@UberFacts: Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air." .....no one is safe.....

What are school. Sleep is life.

The entire state of Missouri is against the city of LA. I can dig it. #postseason #RoyalOctober

Can we bring back Legends of The Hidden Temple? I need this.

Netflix is systematically destroying my life for $7.99 a month.

"I need maintenance in the bleach isle, with a mop and broom" #Walmart

Update: Their numbers are far greater than ever imagined. I'd rank this somewhere between The battle for Hogwarts mixed with Helms Deep.

Just won a war against a nest of flys on the back porch. This is my domain.

No matter how many times I've seen it, the Scrubs season finale always makes me rethink my life. #Scrubs #toomanyfeels

In calc: -know what's going on -check phone -look up -hieroglyphs